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Happy Birthday Boomie Pie


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Happy B-day boom!!!


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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...

· "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
· Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
· All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
· At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
· Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
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· In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
· It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
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· It takes twice as long to look half as good.
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· When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
· When happy hour is a nap.
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· You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
· You're suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. You go to the mall and forget where I parked my car.



FOREVER #47 "Walking In The Echo...."
Are you a 'Secret Believer"? Do you Conceal your faith from your family, friends and co-workers? Isn't it about time to step out of hiding and let others know whom you follow?
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March 30, 2005, 10:08 AM

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happy happy birfday gurl!!!!
Thanks girly and everyone else...

haha when the pic is this small it looks like i am mushing you in the face...


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March 30, 2005, 10:16 AM

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happy happy birfday gurl!!!!
Thanks girly and everyone else...

haha when the pic is this small it looks like i am mushing you in the face...
I am not everyone else missy....I am horny toad. Get it right.


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March 30, 2005, 10:26 AM

well u were mushing in my face
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where the good spotz at ?
 
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March 30, 2005, 10:29 AM

Best Birthday Wishes


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March 30, 2005, 11:17 AM



<------ Make a wish!



You dirty little girl...

We will party on Saturday.


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March 30, 2005, 11:23 AM

Happy birthday Boom Peters!
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March 30, 2005, 11:26 AM

Happy B-day Boomy!
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