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HAPPY STEAK AND HUMMER DAY - March 20, 2009, 03:57 PM

A long long time ago someone started the tradition of Valentines day.

Not so long ago someone else started the tradition of STEAK AND HUMMER DAY! It takes place roughly a month after Valentines day. I assume it is today since my X girlfriend just sent her regards for today.

When I come home tonight( or go to her place) I will have a steak ready for me at the table. That's right ladies, a STEAK! NO FLOWERS, MEN DON'T WANT FLOWERS!

How will the steak be prepared bexx??? Yes, that's right, with a warm pink juicy center!

Once I am done with my steak I will then get my after dinner suprise! NO IT IS NOT ICE CREAM! Although she could use that for the hummer....
Look it up, I'm not teaching you what that is.


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March 20, 2009, 04:12 PM

I'm pretty sure that you're about a week behind. Trust me.


Or ask Castle.


Then again, maybe we were a week early and need to celebrate again...?


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March 20, 2009, 04:43 PM

I will have to tell my girl about this one.


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March 20, 2009, 04:49 PM

I got a hummer and a 12 pack today does that count??


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I got a hummer and a 12 pack today does that count??
I would say so.


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March 20, 2009, 05:03 PM

Well today sucks. Split w/ my girl last week. I guess I can at least cook myself a steak.

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March 20, 2009, 05:19 PM

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Well today sucks. Spit w/ my girl last week. I guess I can at least cook myself a steak.

Well the OP is gettin a steak and hummer from his ex....


why not you?


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Didn't end well.
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March 20, 2009, 06:12 PM

you should "american pie" the steak...
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you should "american pie" the steak...
it does have a warm pink juicy center!
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Didn't end well.
Well now she has the opportunity to turn that in to a happy ending.

EDIT: All jokes aside, I know how that goes, and it sucks. FWIW though, it's always for the best.
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You guys are phreaks!


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March 20, 2009, 07:43 PM

Yup you is about 7 days late chief! http://www.steakandbjday.com/


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March 20, 2009, 08:17 PM

I wish. Today is happy do laundry and watch tv by yourself day for me.
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Well today sucks. Spit w/ my girl last week. I guess I can at least cook myself a steak.
I hate it when they spit.


BECAUSE I GET OFF ON IT!
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