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August 25, 2005, 09:33 AM

Since we have gatherings at Hard Times in Springfield, and many of you have been there, I figured the this might have enough relevance to be posted. Although, perhaps it should be in the humor section.

Last night i stopped by my neighborhood bar Hard Times/Springfield, like i've done a gazillion times nefore. I asked a bartender friend if a buddy of mine had been in. She said no, but "if you're lonely those 4 girls at the table behind you are hookers" and we enjoyed a laugh. Well, I then of course started looking to see if i actually believed her or not. I quickly deciphered that the three girls with the fat rolls hangin out were dressed ridiculously enough to fit the role. What took me aback was the normal looking, hot girl who was wearing jeans and a camo t-shirt that said "naughty". I could not believe that this girl was trickin like that.

After a few minutes some of my buddies showed up at the bar. I told them that I heard there were hookers in da house. He shocked me by saying "oh yeah, there was one in here a couple weeks ago and she was chattin me up at the bar". Well, it turns out one of the four (not the hot one) was the same one he was referencing.

Okay, so then the hot one walks by giving me "the look" a couple times then finally stops and says hi. I made small talk about her naughty shirt. She asked me "what are you doing tonight?", to which I replied "getting drunk, what does it look like i'm doing". Then I turned the tables with "what are you doing tonight?" She said "working". I said "that aint no Hard Times shirt honey, it says NAUGHTY". She said "exactly, i'm an escort". OMFG!

Is this what it has come to? Are normal, hot chicks in suburbia selling it in the local hangout????? WTF is going on.

If/when I have daughters, I'm moving to North-fucking-Dakota and they are being home schooled.

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August 25, 2005, 09:35 AM

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August 25, 2005, 09:37 AM

"escort"

a hooker is a hooker not matter what they call themselves...

Next TWT, point them out ..Bree and I will muscle them saying they are working OUR spot, beat it!

Seriously, its kind of sad on some level.

So did you buy some kitten or what pervert?


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August 25, 2005, 09:40 AM

wow that is silly
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August 25, 2005, 09:42 AM

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"escort"

a hooker is a hooker not matter what they call themselves...

Next TWT, point them out ..Bree and I will muscle them saying they are working OUR spot, beat it!

Seriously, its kind of sad on some level.

So did you buy some kitten or what pervert?


I was like, "i think i'll just stick to getting drunk". She mumbled something about $250 an hr. I thought to myself, I could take a clean girl on one helluva date, that would last all night, for that kinda money.


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"escort"

a hooker is a hooker not matter what they call themselves...

Next TWT, point them out ..Bree and I will muscle them saying they are working OUR spot, beat it!

Seriously, its kind of sad on some level.

So did you buy some kitten or what pervert?
biotches trying to work our bar...some ass whooping might be needed...

he just locals the area middle schools, lol
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August 25, 2005, 09:46 AM

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"escort"

a hooker is a hooker not matter what they call themselves...
Yeah, seriously. "I'd like escort to my bagina, b/c i'm a hooker". LOL.


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August 25, 2005, 09:46 AM

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So did you buy some kitten or what pervert?
Oh damn that is funny!!


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August 25, 2005, 09:47 AM

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"escort"

a hooker is a hooker not matter what they call themselves...

Next TWT, point them out ..Bree and I will muscle them saying they are working OUR spot, beat it!

Seriously, its kind of sad on some level.

So did you buy some kitten or what pervert?
"Escorts" do not solicit.... Hookers do!

That is sad... really how much money do you think they are going to make off of guys at Hard Times!


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August 25, 2005, 10:09 AM

Heh...kitten...


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August 25, 2005, 10:20 AM

Plus what guy can really last an hour?


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August 25, 2005, 10:37 AM

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Plus what guy can really last an hour?
woah apple pie.........i can bring my dayum stop watch


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August 25, 2005, 10:39 AM

SOLO! What the hell are you doing with that pic in your sig?


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SOLO! What the hell are you doing with that pic in your sig?
i don't know who the other baby is but i was browsing the gallery yesterday and this sheetz here made me fall out my chair. Look at James!


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