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The Hater's Thread Part 2 - August 25, 2009, 11:19 AM

Post up in here when you find something to be hatin on. Please be original.
I'll start out with some examples. Pictures Welcome.

I hate when people are in a group and walk really slow in front of you in the mall and don't leave room for you to pass. Extra hate if they stop unexpectedly for no reason.

I hate when people are at the light and slam their brakes on as soon as it turns yellow, usually coming to a complete stop even before the light is red.

I hate birds, because they always know when you washed your car.

I hate 18 wheelers in rush hour traffic. You can't accelerate faster than a 3 legged turtle. Drive at night for fuck's sake.

I hate Jaeger bombs. They have the tendency to keep you awake after you have puked your brains out and just want to pass out.

I hate Kanye West's new sunglasses he's been rockin. The ones with the shutters on them. Makes him look like a retarded gay house.

I hate edible underwear. They taste like shit, but you have to make believe you like it or you give her a complex.

I hate cockeyed people. Who the fuck are you looking at? me or him?

I hate Milkshakes. How can something so good make me go the bathroom for that long?


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

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August 25, 2009, 11:40 AM

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I hate edible underwear. They taste like shit, but you have to make believe you like it or you give her a complex.

have you tried telling your g/f to wipe her ass better after taking her shit? I mean come on, why would you eat undies with skid marks anyway?


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August 25, 2009, 11:44 AM

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have you tried telling your g/f to wipe her ass better after taking her shit? I mean come on, why would you eat undies with skid marks anyway?
I hate the fact you think I have a girlfriend or I would date someone that doesn't wipe their ass.

BTW this is a hater thread. Soooo, since you failed at your post, I hate you.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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August 25, 2009, 11:47 AM

I hate when I can smell someones perfume or cologne while we're in separate cars in traffic. Seriously, how fucking much do you actually need?


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August 25, 2009, 11:49 AM

I hate people that run stop signs so they can be in front of me on my bike!

I hate people who think they can cut you off and you will just take it!


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August 25, 2009, 11:50 AM

Hmmmm interesting.

I hate winkers. Nobody trusts them, especially me because I'm overly paranoid.

I hate when someone asks me for my opinion, but then dismisses it and goes with their only other option. As in...."Hey do you like the blue or red thong?" "Red!" "Well...I'm going with blue. Mmm K? Thanks!" WTF

I hate reading the phrase "For fuck's sake" only because it always makes me laugh out loud really hard and people think I'm crazy.

I hate that I'm so short. Besides the obvious, it's the subtle problems that kick me in the balls. For example, drive up ATM's. I have to open my car door just to push the buttons.

I hate all of God's creatures that have more than four legs. WTF do they need that many legs for besides to creep me out? I also do not like many of God's two legged creatures, but that's because most of them suck.

I hate cuddle time. I pretend to enjoy it so I can hate it again later, but all I really want is a ham sandwich and a nap. Thanks!

I hate the silent treatment. Not because I really really wish she would talk to me. I couldn't possibly care less that she is quiet. In fact it's wonderful. No!...What bothers me about it is that she thinks it bothers me. It's difficult to explain, but I hate it.
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I hate this trend in cars - seriously, this was just a bad fucking idea.



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I hate the fact that you don't roll on dubs N8.


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I hate the fact he is advertising he has 26 inch rims on his windows.


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I hate the fact that you don't roll on dubs N8.
I hate the fact you said dub's like you are gangsta.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

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I hate that fucking bitch in the minivan that honked at me cause I stalled the bike at a light and then wouldn't roll down her window so I could tell her what a fucking bitch she is.


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I hate it when people use the word "bonk" to refer to a Motorcycle. For Fuck's Sake what is a BONK anyway?

I hate people that cant spell and do not use proper grammar. There I beat you all to it





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I hate Miller Lite - without it's creation, I would have accomplished more.


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I hate that fucking bitch in the minivan that honked at me cause I stalled the bike at a light and then wouldn't roll down her window so I could tell her what a fucking bitch she is.
I hate when people stall their bikes at lights.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

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[quote=Nubbs;801582]I hate it when people use the word "bonk" to refer to a Motorcycle. For Fuck's Sake what is a BONK anyway?

You beat me to it.. I believe the term bonk was originally what you call car's like the mcdonalds one above. How it ever got switched to a bike who knows but for fuck's sake stop it!
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