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Have you Failed at Life today? - July 3, 2008, 11:22 AM

Have you Failed at Life today?

How can you fail?

1. you tripped and fell, and everyone saw it
2. you're lazy and damn proud of it.
3. you got a bikini wax to go to the beach, but you weigh 278lbs and 5'4"
4. you're job sucks so bad you come home and lie about it on DCSBN
5. you actually pay tolls on Dulles toll road.
6. you paid over $4 in gas per gallon and you went to Haballa habula SPEED GAS in woodbridge.
7. do you drive a tundra or titan and youre a single male with no friends?
8. you drink at bars in ashburn and hit on fat women?
9. Did you get with that fat girl from from ashburn?
10. you are a cop and you hate people for kickin your ass in high school!
11. are you going to K st tonight?
12. Do you live with your parents and thanks to a loan, you have cool toys to drive?
13. Do you race at SUMMIT, the greatest track in the world?
14. Do you eat fiber pills on a daily basis.
15. are you 36 and still drive the volvo your mom gave you in highschool?
16. You have a burning sensation down below...and the tobasco is in the cabinet.
17. did you just get dumped by someone you love for someone whos better than you?
18. have you looked at outlook more than 5 hours a day.
19. you drive a prius
20. you havent had sex in a year.
21. You don't use toilet paper. (i know, theres ways.)
22. you masterbate in the shower
23. you have a annoying gay music as your ring tone, get a fuckin job!
24. You have 4 children but can only feed your dog.
25. you leave 8% tip.
26. you alwasy split the check.
27. you had your ass kicked by a 4' 7" asian girl
28. you road raged against a 80 year old woman
29. you're on DCSBN more than 3 hours a day.

Thats all i can think for now.

if you're in this category, theres still tomorrow!

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July 3, 2008, 11:25 AM

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2. you're lazy and damn proud of it.
18. have you looked at outlook more than 5 hours a day.


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July 3, 2008, 11:54 AM

#29.... It's always on while at work.
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July 3, 2008, 12:29 PM

30. You read this thread.


J/K, I'm captain of the failboat today.


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July 3, 2008, 12:35 PM

i failed so much today i had to laugh about
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July 3, 2008, 12:35 PM

i failed all okay?
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I'll tell ya who's failin' hard today, the failboat admirals here at HHS and the federal government. Everybody's on frickin vacation this week. All 5 employees who are on duty are leaving at freakin' 2 pm today. That means everyone basically mentally checked out about 3 hours ago.


Hey Federal Government, productivity called:


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July 3, 2008, 01:00 PM

Life sux!
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WORK SUCKS

anyone who loves to go to work every morning is lying to themselves
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I failed - July 3, 2008, 01:16 PM

g/f broke up with me but other than that im doing good.... damn whore
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WORK SUCKS

anyone who loves to go to work every morning is lying to themselves

I have to lie to myself about many things or else I couldn't face life...
--Admiral Frank Failure of the USS Failboat


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#31. If you found out today that your cholesterol is 550...

edit: I also failed at reading the failed count...today is a failure all around
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#31. If you found out today that your cholesterol is 550...

edit: I also failed at reading the failed count...today is a failure all around

Mine's high too. Vic, you certainly don't look the part. Myself, I really ought to loose about 15 lbs.


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Funny you should ask...
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