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Haynesworth charged in road incident - February 4, 2011, 10:16 AM

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February 4, 2011, 10:29 AM

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February 4, 2011, 10:32 AM

Throw him in jail, then rescind his contract for violating the leagues conduct policy!



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February 4, 2011, 10:39 AM

Interesting that, in Virginia, speeding 20 mph or more over the limit or 80+ anywhere gets you the same charge as exiting your car and punching someone in the face.
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February 4, 2011, 11:12 AM

Looks like this occurred right in my neighborhood. I could have seen this from my window.. if only I woke up 4 hrs earlier..


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February 4, 2011, 11:43 AM

Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for an alleged road rage incident with another motorist on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, Fairfax police said.
Haynesworth, 29, has not been arrested but is planning to turn himself in next week, Officer Shelley Broderick said.
Haynesworth did not return text and phone messages left by Redskins beat reporter Jason Reid. But Haynesworth's agent told Reid there was no assault and the allegations were "ridiculous."
A Redskins executive said the team was unaware of the incident or the charge. "This is the first I'm hearing about this," Tony Wyllie, Redskins senior vice president, told Reid. "At this time, we need to gather information."
Wyllie and team owner Daniel M. Snyder are at the Super Bowl in Dallas.
The episode occurred Wednesday morning, and involved a 38-year-old man driving a 1994 Honda Civic and another driver, allegedly Haynesworth, both driving south on the Fairfax County Parkway, Broderick said. The driver of the Civic reportedly felt that a pickup truck following behind him was tailgating, and issued a "non-verbal hand gesture" to the pickup driver, Broderick said.
About 9:16 a.m., at the intersection with New Dominion Parkway, near the entrance to Reston Hospital Center, the two vehicles came to a stoplight. Broderick said the driver of the pickup truck emerged from his vehicle, had a brief exchange of words, and then struck the Civic driver.
She declined to be more specific about the circumstances of the assault.
The pickup driver then returned to his truck and drove away. Broderick said the Civic driver told police he thought his assailant might be the troubled Redskins player, who was suspended by the team for the final four games of the season for insubordination. Police investigated.
Broderick said she could not reveal what information the Civic driver provided about the assailant or his vehicle. Fairfax Chief Deputy Commonwealth's Attorney Ian M. Rodway said an officer assigned to the incident compiled a photo lineup and showed it to the man, who identified Haynesworth as his assailant.
Police could not obtain a misdemeanor warrant because an officer did not witness the incident. So on Thursday night, the Civic driver and the Fairfax officer went to a magistrate and obtained a warrant for simple assault, with the driver as the complainant. The warrant was not immediately available, and typically is not made public until the warrant is served, so the driver's name was not public record.
Broderick said police had been in contact with Haynesworth's lawyer, that Haynesworth was out of town and was making arrangements to surrender next week. Rodway said the charge was the equivalent of a traffic ticket, and that Haynesworth must merely sign a summons acknowledging he has received the charge, a court date will be set and he will not be booked into the county jail.
Simple assault in Virginia is a Class 1 misdemeanor, punishable by up to 12 months in a county jail and a $2,500 fine, though a maximum sentence is rarely imposed for altercations such as this unless the defendant has a lengthy prior record.
Haynesworth's agent, Chad Speck, said that "Albert has yet to speak to the authorities at all on this matter. So only one side of this story has been told at this point in time. If contacted by the authorities, Albert will certainly cooperate in any way. This man, who actually provoked the situation himself, recognized Albert and is now simply trying to turn it into his 15 minutes of fame and get, we can only assume, some money. Albert did not assault this man and looks forward to his day in court to refute these ridiculous allegations."
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I blame Dan Snyder.
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Haynesworth made some guy run his face into his fist.



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February 4, 2011, 12:39 PM

That's more effort than Haynesworth put forth all season!


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February 4, 2011, 12:51 PM

shit... if he got out of his car and came after me... i would have done you skins a favor and put him out. straight knee kick...


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shit... if he got out of his car and came after me... i would have done you skins a favor and put him out. two .45s to his knee caps...
fixed it for you... he's lucky he didn't bump into a carrying citizen. With his size he has very little to stand on when you say you felt your life was threatened.


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fixed it for you... he's lucky he didn't bump into a carrying citizen. With his size he has very little to stand on when you say you felt your life was threatened.
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