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Haywire Trailer - Jason Bourne x Evelyn Salt - November 17, 2011, 09:18 AM

It has an all-star cast though. Paxton, Douglas, Banderas, McGregor, Tatum.
But who the hell is Gina Carano?



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Stopped watching as soon as tatum walked in.


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Gina Carano was the "face" of women's mma. Until she got crushed by cyborg. I guess she is only acting now. She hasn't fought in like 3 years.
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Channing Tatum is in it, not interested...even the best movie would be ruined by 30 seconds of his shitty acting


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Gina Carano was the "face" of women's mma. Until she got crushed by cyborg. I guess she is only acting now. She hasn't fought in like 3 years.
Ahhh, ok.
So they're going after the MMA crowd in this one, much like how WWE Stars get their one action movie every once an awhile.



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Channing Tatum is in it, not interested...even the best movie would be ruined by 30 seconds of his shitty acting
You two threatened by his extreme level of gheyness??


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November 17, 2011, 10:39 AM

meh.....
feels like the typical 80's/90's action flick....

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Is that dude crip walking with white undies on?

Anyways, the Evo made the movie hotter...


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Watching this right now. I gotta say...


...it fucking sucks. Dialogue...sucks. Action...sucks. Timing...sucks. Storyline...sucks. Character development...sucks. Voice, dubbing, SFX...sucks. Soundtrack...sucks.


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May 7, 2012, 06:48 PM

LOL!

I was really hoping for good news.
Thought about watching it this week.
Booo!

She should just "leak" a home-made porno... I would still respect her.


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It was ok. Carano takes a beating in this flick. And she's ...well....kinda hot. But damn, she would beat me to a pulp. And I'd like it! =-)


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The dialogue sounded like a table read. The action looked like they used the unedited practice reels. Scenes just abruptly cut from one to the other with no transition. One minute she is at a house in New Mexico and the next she on a motorcycle in some airplane hangar. I agree...she is hot, but so is Jennifer Lopez...doesn't mean I'm gonna watch The Backup Plan.


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May 7, 2012, 07:43 PM

True. She was a bit wooden. But she did look good on camera. She has potential with some work.

Some of the flow in the film was off. But I've certainly seen a lot worse. It's a 2-2.5 out of 4. Probably closer to 2.


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It was ok. Carano takes a beating in this flick. And she's ...well....kinda hot. But damn, she would beat me to a pulp. And I'd like it! =-)

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It was ok. Plot was thin and had holes in it. I could see where the camera dude, whoever decides camera angles and that shit tried to make it more than a student film. If only the screenwriter had put as much effort into it.
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