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Help me make my personal ad - June 3, 2008, 11:19 AM

OK. so since I cant even tell you what a vajayjay looks like since its been so long, I decided to open up a personal add and see if any non freaks apply.


Please help me make an ad. What would you write if you were me?

I'll start it off

"I have a stiff proposition, if you have an opening."

Name: Adrian
Age: 29 (and holding)
Nationality: Hispanic
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165

I like music and morally casual females. I can down WOW bosses with the quickness. My DPS is insane in the membrane. Please apply only if you are willing to clean my house in the nude. I will determine whether you can just be topless. It all depends on the size of your puppies. I am also someone who will try to change me and make me a better person through oral sex.

Looking for women that can:
- Stack a roll of quarters without using hands. Preferably her love muscle
- SHoot pingpong balls out of her vajayjay to targets of my liking which are atleast 6 feet away or a room's length.
- MUST Swallow! THis is not negotiable.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."


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June 3, 2008, 11:23 AM

so it begins...... :tsk:

This coming from the guy that plays ping cup on the wii. You are throwing stones from a glass arcade buddy.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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June 3, 2008, 11:23 AM

You have to add this.



Woman that are older than 21 need not reply





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so it begins...... :tsk:

This coming from the guy that plays ping cup on the wii. You are throwing stones from a glass arcade buddy.
Wait, this is serious? I thought you were making a joke ad.


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Adrian... really now... hahaha


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so it begins...... :tsk:

This coming from the guy that plays ping cup on the wii. You are throwing stones from a glass arcade buddy.
No kidding. Rob's would read like this....

NEEDED: 3 *HAWT* CHICKS TO STAR IN ROCK BAND.

Must have flexible hours and a desire to excel in Guitar Hero pursuits.


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Seeking someone who will try to change me and make me a better person through sex.


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This is a serious ad.

I have had it. I see how eharmony works for so many people. I want to try it.


I will post the ad once you all have provided input. first post is edited to add Rob's input


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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June 3, 2008, 11:29 AM

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I have had it. I see how eharmony works for so many people. I want to try it.


Eharmony has to many ugly chics on it. They hope that the profile matching will get them a guy WRONG your fuckn ugly thats why you are single. Plus Eharmony will not work for you they do not allow guys looking for guys





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