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June 6, 2005, 02:37 PM

My wife is a high school teacher in MD... That's all the necessary info concerning that...

She tells me some wild stories about the students. Every day there's some new fight story, or annoying teacher story, or this student did this, that, or the other thing... Today's story takes the cake... And the bad part is, she had actually forgotten this one (makes me wonder what in the world other stuff happens there that she could forget THIS ). She called me at work to tell me...

Two girls were found "havin' relations", "eatin' each other out", etc. in a side hallway outside of a classroom on a table. (Somebody's sayin', "AND?") The first teacher comes and sees and tells 'em to stop. Then that teacher calls my wife to help out and they continue to go to town like nobody is there... A third teacher is called (my wife was like, "I ain't touchin' them girls ") and HE tells 'em to cut it out or whatever, and they STILL ignore... Now, mind you this is in SCHOOL!!!!!! They keep goin' to town like they're home in bed or somethin' while there are 3 teachers standin' there like . The male teacher had to actually pry 'em apart and tell 'em to put their pants or whatever back on...

Now, "I" am trippin' on this story from the shear BOLDNESS of these 16 year old girls in school... No, embarassment, no surprise, no regard.... I can't wait to get home and hear the rest of this one.

Man, I may not have any kids..... Scary part to me is, I typed this up and I know SOMEBODY here will somehow get off on it...


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June 6, 2005, 02:40 PM

yeah. thats beyond bold.


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whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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June 6, 2005, 02:43 PM


I think that is pretty damn funny that they didn't listen, but if someone is enjoying this, you're one sick F.

Friggin kids.


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June 6, 2005, 02:44 PM

That's quite disturbing.
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June 6, 2005, 02:45 PM

Ew! I don't even know what to say!! I wouldn't want to be the one to pry them apart either! What do you say after you get them apart, "Now, go wash your faces!!".

They'd be getting an @ss lickin when they got home, that's for sure!!!


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June 6, 2005, 02:46 PM

I find that damn funny but to get off on it by readin this.....that aint right.


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June 6, 2005, 02:46 PM

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They'd be getting an @ss lickin when they got home, that's for sure!!!
sounds like they took care of that in school.


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June 6, 2005, 02:48 PM

Oh NO!!! The ass licking that I'M talking about wouldn't be good!!!


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Oh NO!!! The ass licking that I'M talking about wouldn't be good!!!
that would be an azz WHOOPIN


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June 6, 2005, 02:50 PM

Actually, it would be a straight up BEAT DOWN!


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Quote:
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Oh NO!!! The ass licking that I'M talking about wouldn't be good!!!
that would be an azz WHOOPIN
aka an ass kickin


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June 6, 2005, 02:52 PM

Openin' a case of whoop a$$


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June 6, 2005, 02:53 PM

Whoa....bold is def the right word. I blame MTV, BET, VH1, and FUSE....but has anyone ever watched Meet The Barkers?





*sidenote- I had a 10 year old tell me to fuck off yesterday over a box of fried chicken(like the little fat fucker needed it) I told him "You speak to me like that again I will whip your ass", turned around looked his mother (using that term loosely) "and beat your mom's too"..............I had a very long day yesterday.*


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June 6, 2005, 02:54 PM

Damn! That's crazy - how does somebody actually think they'd get away with that?
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Quote:
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Whoa....bold is def the right word. I blame MTV, BET, VH1, and FUSE....but has anyone ever watched Meet The Barkers?





*sidenote- I had a 10 year old tell me to fuck off yesterday over a box of fried chicken(like the little fat fucker needed it) I told him "You speak to me like that again I will whip your ass", turned around looked his mother (using that term loosely) "and beat your mom's too"..............I had a very long day yesterday.*


OMFG- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAYUM, what did the MOM say!!!???


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