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Holy Sh*t! She Got The $750 Million Settlement! - June 30, 2010, 01:54 PM

She must have some shit on Tiger that's beyond belief.
I mean don't get me wrong, she's entitled to something but $750MM. I dunno man ....







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Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.



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No PUZZY on the face of the planet is worth Three Quarter of a BILLION dollars !!!!!

Jebus....
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But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."
side puss and her silence costs a lot.

$750 supa dupa large .... dayum.


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i wonder how much of the 750mil goes to the lawyers.


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Wow, how stupid. That is the most ridiculous settlement.


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i wonder how much of the 750mil goes to the lawyers.

sheesh, even at 10% its still 75mil


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Jebus....
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Don't do it then, dummy!


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deport her stupid ass, and let tiger fuck whoever he wants in the jungle of life........


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Dazzum. When I get super rich, I'll def be sure to make sure I don't get in a situation where I'm shelling out 750mil. like that without it involving a super yacht, some columbian smack, high priced hookers and parties in every city in the world. No sir-ee! At least one of said hookers WILL have to be accidentally murdered too for the price tag to be worth it


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today's lesson kids... Don't get married.

tomorrow's lesson... don't bang chicks after you fail today's lesson.


But you forgot the "Don't make tons of money while married, and then bang other chicks".


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What's the source for this? I couldn't find anything on a reputable news site to confirm this. I only saw something on a celebrity blog site. I'm just saying....

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For $750 million I'll marry Tiger!

In the meantime though.. anybody got Elin's phone number or email. I'm trying to get my K-Fed/Nick Cannon on and get paid off just by having a rich baby momma..

I already know Elin goes for black dudes so Im in there like swimwear!
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