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Ok so by the grace of God, our office was blessed with some of the better looking interns in all of Human Resources Command... So the question to all the smooth guys, pervs, ladies (that dont hold a perv label)... How do you hit on them without pulling a sexual harassement claim? best part is they were imported from all over the country... so in a couple of months... you just wave good bye and kick them back to the college campus of their choice.

ps- earlier this year... the "first" intern we HAD... claimed sexual harassement... it was against my boss of all people... yes they were both moved to seperate projects lol.


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June 22, 2006, 07:44 AM

we got a whole shit load of hot interns.

i met a few that wer ein my department. took them too lunch, and got in on the talking with them and stuff, they stop by my office all the time.

then since they were new to the area, i was telling them where to go and so forth. waited a week or two and asked them if they wanted to come out. one of them i was talkin to more, and had a blast, have no interest in htitin it, but jsut to see how it could work.

plus being around the same age as them also helps a lot


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Ok so by the grace of God, our office was blessed with some of the better looking interns in all of Human Resources Command... So the question to all the smooth guys, pervs, ladies (that dont hold a perv label)... How do you hit on them without pulling a sexual harassement claim? best part is they were imported from all over the country... so in a couple of months... you just wave good bye and kick them back to the college campus of their choice.

ps- earlier this year... the "first" intern we HAD... claimed sexual harassement... it was against my boss of all people... yes they were both moved to seperate projects lol.

.......ok, I ask.....Where do you work?


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Paulio... thats exactly the game i was going to pull... thats a no brainer... but i am a little gun shy now... since my boss got in deep shit for "well you look nice today"...

Jedi i think we all need to find out where Paulio is... cause we only have 5... but at least i get my personal intern... "do my work biatch!"


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Dude just always keep it professional. I would never make any moves what so ever in the office place. There are plenty of ways to send the vibe without saying anything. And NO im not talking smakin the ass as she walks by. If there is an attraction there, the ladies already got you pegged anway.

Just keep it professional and just talk about whatever. If she brings up personal stuff out of the office then share yours. Eg what happend over the weekend.. whatever.. You can always throw out whats going on after work. Happy hours and lunches are always the best place to shoot the BS. It will happen without you trying.

Seriously. Dont even sweat trying, thats always when the best works out..


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happy hour could backfire, you have a few, she has a few, prom night all over again and she decides after the fact that she was never ok with it in the first place.

Get lunch. no drinks.


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There are plenty of ways to send the vibe without saying anything. And NO im not talking smakin the ass as she walks by.
so i guess the foam "shocker" should stay in cabnet lol...


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Ok so by the grace of God, our office was blessed with some of the better looking interns in all of Human Resources Command... So the question to all the smooth guys, pervs, ladies (that dont hold a perv label)... How do you hit on them without pulling a sexual harassement claim? best part is they were imported from all over the country... so in a couple of months... you just wave good bye and kick them back to the college campus of their choice.

ps- earlier this year... the "first" intern we HAD... claimed sexual harassement... it was against my boss of all people... yes they were both moved to seperate projects lol.
i got monica lewinski's # here somewhere maybe she can tell u what worked 4 her.
obviously she has no problem talking about it


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so i guess the foam "shocker" should stay in cabnet lol...
Now you are catching on.


You got my point though right? To add to the other post.. Definately keep it safe with no alcohol. You can attend happy hour without getting blitzed..


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No happy hours for us anyway last time i went to a "company happy hour" i had 19 "hard" drinks + some beers... and i wants drunk either that or i was acting sober... because the BIG BIG boss was there too lol.


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