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View Poll Results: How do you get so fresh and so clean?
I remain seated 29 46.77%
I stand up...kind of... 33 53.23%
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Exclamation How do you wipe? - December 18, 2009, 11:43 AM





*vote is private so no one can see what your preferences are or that you poop.

for strictly scientific and research purposes please use the following as a guidance in casting your vote at this time.

If your thight or glute retains contact with any part of the seat you are considered an "I remain seated"


E che cazzo!

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Maybe I should limit the number of posts each person can do to 3 a day. That might improve the quality of them.


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great fucking thread!!!!





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I don't wipe, u azz


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back to front


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I actually post less than that, it's just my posts are quality infused...like this one


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they say that's how you know you have found the person too marry - he or she will wipe your ass - if you wouldn't wipe their ass - do you really love them?
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make a huge base ball size wad and go front to back like chicks do...then go back to 3/4 way front...

then take a 3rd sheet to buff it all out and make sure its all good.


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make a huge base ball size wad and go front to back like chicks do...then go back to 3/4 way front...

then take a 3rd sheet to buff it all out and make sure its all good.
that's cool, i go back 4/4 of the way


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