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How fast is Jaycee703? - February 17, 2016, 04:48 PM

How fast is Jaycee703? He is so fast Du Pont had to come up with a new formula to keep the chrome on his gixxers swing arm.


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February 17, 2016, 04:49 PM

He is so fast he once pulled over light and gave it a reckless driving ticket.


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February 17, 2016, 04:50 PM

He is so fast the Toll road is back country twisty road.


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February 17, 2016, 04:51 PM

He is so fast the changed the term "Two pump chump" to CHUMP.


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February 17, 2016, 04:58 PM

I admit his fingers which seem to be an extension of his mouth are pretty darn quick. Not as fast as a 600 though. That's silly. Nothing is faster than him on a 600 or 750.


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February 17, 2016, 05:02 PM

He is so fast he can slap Chuck Norris before he can roundhouse kick him


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February 17, 2016, 05:03 PM

I hear he is so fast they banned him from all race orgs before he was even born.


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February 17, 2016, 06:16 PM

He is that fast. So fast he come fuck your girl and leave before u get out of the shower
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February 17, 2016, 06:37 PM

Oh I hear he is so fast that they have pictures of him sucking cocks in Dupont circle and San Francisco with the exact same time stamp.


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February 17, 2016, 06:54 PM

I hear he is so fast, that he gave Turkish a blowjob and it was the loudest hum ever recorded.


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February 17, 2016, 06:55 PM

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He is that fast. So fast he come fuck your girl and leave before u get out of the shower
I always expect your response to be so much more but they always come out like crap. Seriously, stop drinking the Manassas water.


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February 17, 2016, 07:17 PM

I hear when analysis first reviewed the recording of the hum, they claimed it was the sound of a massive explosion. Turkish still claims it was.


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February 17, 2016, 07:58 PM

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