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March 4, 2004, 02:33 PM

Tickle Me Elmo Factory

Kepi is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and he reports for his first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about Kepi. He complains that he is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee.

he has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as he cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Kepi. "I'm sorry," he says to him, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday.

Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles!
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March 4, 2004, 02:58 PM

old, but still funny


Sometimes in order to live, you must first be willing to die....
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