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How NOT to Ipad barter - June 14, 2010, 11:41 AM

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/..._to_swap_w.php



J"acob Walker badly wanted an iPad. But instead of using existing commercial avenues to make said purchase, he decided to enter the barter system. He offered to trade his iPod Touch and an undisclosed amount of pot for an iPad...

In an attempt to break the existing Arizona state record for stupidity, Jacob Walker actually included a photo of the pot he was planning to trade in his Craigslist ad​Which would have been a swell idea -- at least if he'd made this proposition to a trusted friend. Instead, the Gilbert, Arizona 20-year-old made his proposal on Craigslist for all the world to see. And just to let the world know he was offering legitimate merchandise, he included a picture of both the iPod and the weed.

Needless to say, people take notice of weed sales on Craigslist -- including people who might not approve of weed sales on Craigslist.

So detectives from Gilbert PD responded to the ad, setting up a meet. That's where Walker presented his pot to an undercover, who promptly arrested our dimwitted technology enthusiast.

He's now charged with possession and being the dumbest guy in Gilbert, Arizona."



Kids a dumbass but... I feel so much safer knowing a whole 10 grams of pot are off the street and this maniac is behind bars where he can't hurt anyone eles!!
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June 14, 2010, 11:46 AM

Pot makes people stupid. Herein lies the proof.


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June 14, 2010, 11:55 AM

Yes, yes indeedy. Hippie nees to cut that hair!!
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June 14, 2010, 11:55 AM

Heroin lies the proof?


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Figures the Cuban would bring up heroin.....


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Cocaines a helluva drug


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June 14, 2010, 11:58 AM

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"


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June 14, 2010, 12:07 PM

Good thing they didn't have to initiate a pursuit (without of course calling it a pursuit...) . Who knows who could have been taken out...undercover cops, visiting Californian tourists with medical use exemptions... the mind boggles at the opportunities possibilities.


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June 14, 2010, 12:16 PM

This reminds me of the guy who was selling weed on Craigslist. Just straight up selling weed like it was legit and OK to advertise.



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