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How woman are like cats - January 24, 2008, 09:11 AM

After seeing a pic of Ben's cat, a short discussion in the SB was had about how women are like cats. Here's the list so far, please feel free to add to it:

1. one moment they're fiercely independent, the next they're all snuggly
2. they're not really a threat, but they still try to claw you on occasion
3. "pussy." need I say more?
4. they have some of the dirtiest mouths on the planet
5. have you seen some of the looks cats and women give you?? IDENTICAL!!
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January 24, 2008, 09:13 AM

6. Like cats they are some of the pickiest eaters around.


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January 24, 2008, 09:14 AM

Were 6 and 7 intentionally left blank?


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Were 6 and 7 intentionally left blank?
Yep fill in where needed.....


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January 24, 2008, 09:19 AM

Even when you declaw them they figure out another way to attack!
They mark their territory.


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January 24, 2008, 09:22 AM

They shed.


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January 24, 2008, 09:25 AM

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They shed.
Good one!


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January 24, 2008, 09:38 AM

They are incredibly sensual, delictable, soft and wonderful to touch!

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someone is 'd

but gotta agree they are soft and nice to touch


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January 24, 2008, 10:02 AM

Sensitive by nature
Likes frequent petting


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Likes frequent petting
But decides when the petting starts and stops


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January 24, 2008, 10:12 AM

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January 24, 2008, 10:30 AM

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But decides when the petting starts and stops
And you damn well better not pet when they dont want to be petted!


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