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November 3, 2010, 04:32 PM

Well, okay, just standard spiders.
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Though, this way I can make a thread that can contain nothing but mom jokes about or favorite .net mom, while pretty much ensure ben will avoid responding in it (victory is mine).

So, everyone post a mom joke, but be sure to attach a spider picture to each post.
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November 3, 2010, 04:39 PM

I'm guessing he is affraid of spiders?


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November 3, 2010, 04:41 PM

Your momma has a stinky vagina!!!

Your momma smells like tuna, oh wait that is her stinky vagina!!!

When i walk by your mom i can smell her stinky vagina!!!

Once i thought i was near the ocean because it smelled like low-tide, turns out it was just your momma hiding around the corner...'cause her vagina smells like fish!!!

and here is the spider pic to make this O.K



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November 3, 2010, 04:49 PM

Like... this?

I banged Ben's old dirty whorish mother
in '07 when he was at VIR and I said I was sick and couldn't go! but really I wasn't sick, I was just banging out his mom! hahaha! sucker!



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Like... this?

I banged Ben's old dirty whorish mother
in '07 when he was at VIR and I said I was sick and couldn't go! but really I wasn't sick, I was just banging out his mom! hahaha! sucker!

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Though, this way I can make a thread that can contain nothing but mom jokes about or favorite .net mom, while pretty much ensure ben will avoid responding in it (victory is mine)...until he turns off images.
Fixed.


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November 5, 2010, 10:20 AM

What do ben's mom and a pocket pussy have in common?
Both don't mind when you bang them repeatedly, then forget about them, and both cost less than $25 bucks.


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marc, epic!


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Dude, look at your avatar. It appears you have a little spider in your tiny crotch. Just sayin...
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Dude, look at your avatar. It appears you have a little spider in your tiny crotch. Just sayin...
It's camel balls. You try standing up in a dianese one-piece...you talk high pitched for weeks!


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marc, epic!
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