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hypnotist in northern va - October 18, 2011, 11:52 AM

Anyone know a good hypnotist in the area? I can google plenty, but would rather have reference.

Looking for my mom to quit smoking. Also would like to see if I can be hypnotized to help with my horrible eating habits.

I know this thread topic makes for fun joking, but I am seriously asking.

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October 18, 2011, 11:56 AM

Better off saving your money and learning willpower. Hypnosis falls right into the same category as other so-called remedies... it only works if you believe it works, which means that the solution was inside of you the whole damn time.
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October 18, 2011, 11:59 AM

that is YOUR opinion.

some people cant make that leap on their own. if it works for the person, what is wrong with trying.

Are you one of those that thinks chiropractic care is a joke too?

acupuncture?


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Can't help for your mom, but I'll make a gif of dangling balls to help you out.


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that is YOUR opinion.

some people cant make that leap on their own. if it works for the person, what is wrong with trying.

Are you one of those that thinks chiropractic care is a joke too?

acupuncture?
Sigh

It's not an opinion, it's a scientifically proven FACT that hypnosis, like placebos, are only effective based on the beliefs of the subject.

Hence, a reasonable and scientifically supported supposition is: you had the power within yourself the whole time.

If you want to spend money on something you ALREADY possess, be my guest.
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Sigh

It's not an opinion, it's a scientifically proven FACT that hypnosis, like placebos, are only effective based on the beliefs of the subject.

Hence, a reasonable and scientifically supported supposition is: you had the power within yourself the whole time.

If you want to spend money on something you ALREADY possess, be my guest.
Its a scientific fact based on what the innernet says?


ok joking aside, looking for someone that has a reference.

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And what if someone doesn't accept chiropractic or acupuncture?


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And what if someone doesn't accept chiropractic or acupuncture?
I was just wondering if biff thought those healing methods were bunk also..


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I was just wondering if biff thought those healing methods were bunk also..
Red herring. My feelings on hypnosis are entirely unrelated to my feelings on ANY other subject.
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hypnosis does work on some, and not others.

If someone wants hypnosis then let them use that as the method, since it's their preferred way of thinking it will work.

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Alex.

Smoking...Just tell her to quit. Just tell her to try for 2 weeks. Seriously man, if she wants to quit, its just a matter of wills.

Eating...same thing bro. You just need to have the willpower and for though to say, I don't need to eat this. Grab a apple instead. Look in a mirror. Thats good motivation.

Problem with most people, is that they want quick fixes. Problems/Habits can't be fixed quickly. They certainly dont start quickly either. It takes wills to actively do a 180 when faced with a situation that you want to change.

Trust me. It'll be cheaper and harder to unbreak what you got away from.

I love the chiro BTW. The other option to your eating problem is to join the gym or exercise. Either one will require you to monitor caloric intake though. If youre trying to lose weight then burning more calories than you take in will show results, regardless of what you eat.

If neither of you want to work at it then honestly, no quick way will work. You will always have excuses why you need to do what you do.


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My OP requested a reference for a hypnotist. Not a request for .net therapists.

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My OP requested a reference for a hypnotist. Not a request for .net therapists.

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I know what you asked for, but really do you need help with telling yourself no?

Do you get in a car drunk? I hope you got better sense to tell yourself no that isnt smart.

How about slapping your wife around? Same answer right?

Deciding what to eat or going for a run is a LOT easier to come to. Plus its free and you don't need a reference. Well unless you count a mirror.


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I got a better idea. Let me get Amanda to send you some of the delicious yet not unhealthy recipes she's been making for me lately. I'll have her put something together this week.

Seriously, she has made some amazing things that are WAY better for you than most people's average fare.
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