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I had a one night stand with Christine O'Donnell - October 29, 2010, 08:54 AM

Hahaha... hilarious read.

I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell

She's friggin looney tunes.


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hahaha!


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October 29, 2010, 09:07 AM

Christine immediately came up with an idea. She pointed to a cardboard box in the kitchen—the kind that 12-packs of Coca-Cola come in—and told him to cut a hole in the middle and put it on top of his head. We weren't sure what she was suggesting.
"You can go as a cokehead!" she said, bursting into laughter.



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She's running for Senate in Delaware.

Christine O'Donnell for Senate | Official Site


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She's a witch! Kill it with fire!!!!



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I'd probably smash her MILF'ing looking ass. But she can't speak. At all. Not a fricking peep. Or I'll donkey punch her.



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October 29, 2010, 09:21 AM

He said he never had sex with her. Then his roommate dated her for a year and he never had sex with her. (in an entire year of dating her)
SO Why is is it titled "I had a one night stand with Christine O'Donnell"???

I think she is a joke.
BUT all this article proves is that she likes to go out, drink, and have fun, but that she is not a ho and she doesn't sleep around. I'm pretty sure that every man who has run for office has more than a few drinking stories. And honestly, I thought the "coke head" halloween costume idea was pretty funny.


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I'd probably smash her MILF'ing looking ass. But she can't speak. At all. Not a fricking peep. Or I'll donkey punch her.
90% of you guys on here would smash det.


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SO Why is is it titled "I had a one night stand with Christine O'Donnell"???
Yea, if a night of "heavy petting" is considered a one night stand, then I think we've all had alot more one night stands than we previously thought.

Although the detail about her unkempt muff makes this story 10x more believeable. This always seems to be the case with this type of girl


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Isn't this the anti-masturbation chick?

PS, I'd smoosh a lot of things, but a hairy muff is inexcusable. Still the only reason I ever kicked a bitch out of my barracks room back in the day. Removing panties only to find Buckwheat in the scissorhold is a no-go at any station.


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Yeah, hairy muff is inexcusable.


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Yall kidding right? Its not preferable but it sure as hell wouldnt be a deal breaker. Now if she expects me to go down town you request some landscaping.

But Im not gona call on Rosy Palm just cause the yard needs to be mowed.


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Yall kidding right? Its not preferable but it sure as hell wouldnt be a deal breaker. Now if she expects me to go down town you request some landscaping.

But Im not gona call on Rosy Palm just cause the yard needs to be mowed.
Not at all. There's always another one out there looking for a dick and is familiar with recent advancements in razor technology.


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Not at all. There's always another one out there looking for a baby and is familiar with recent advancements in razor technology.

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Not at all. There's always another one out there looking for a dick and is familiar with recent advancements in razor technology.


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