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I HATE coworkers - June 25, 2007, 01:57 PM

Awww, God Damnit!

Son of a becket. Dude came in to talk about PWS and now my cube smells like a cat took a dump under my chair. Its seriously foul! I even tried walking away and giving it some air time but it just keeps getting worse.

I seriously think the guy shit himself while talking to me.

This is honestly inhumane.


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At my old company eTantrum.com, there was a dude there who was probably 270lbs. Never shaved. Rarely showered. If you got within 2 feet of him your nasal passages were assaulted with the most disgusting filth smell you could ever imagine.

People used to leave bars of soap on his desk to drop him hints but he never caught the drift.

Anyhoo, enough people complained about it that he ended up getting his own private office. I wonder if that was the original plan?

And as a side story - same guy. We used to have aeron chairs in the office. If you don't know what they were they are the yuppie .com office chairs you see in every TV show representing an office. So we're diligintly working one day (to eventually end up in bankruptcy.. but I digress) and all of a sudden we hear this loud explosion - much like a shotgun. Everyone was like, ? So we all look around to find the source of the sound, and finally end up at the "big smelly guy"s office. He's sprawled on the floor because apparently the aeron chairs pistons (that allow it to rise and lower with a push of a button) are only rated to 250 lbs or somehting. He must have been bouncing on it because it basically blew the piston out of it. The explosion was because of the compressed air canister completely blowing up. I just walked away because I was about to bust out into laughter. And I still don't feel bad about it.


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June 25, 2007, 02:03 PM

MY FATT AZZ!!!! co-worker walks around smelling the same,I feel yo' pain


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Rob please share more funny office stories!

I use to have a guy that peeked over my wall to see what I was doing online. I was thinking of getting a rearview mirror for my monitor! Instead I switched to a different area when someone quit.


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June 25, 2007, 02:12 PM

I have no co-workers.


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June 25, 2007, 02:18 PM

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Rob we had a guy like that, never shaved, wore the same nasty untucked polo shirt at least 2-3 times a week, smelled like he taped fish under his arms and climbed the stair master in a sauna. The heads finally sent out a "reminder" to everyone about keeping a professional appearance and hygiene regardless of if you were interacting with clients that day. Hes gotten better, but his is not the cube you hang around for any extended period of time.


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I never understood the whole "stinky developer" syndrome... Even when I worked 100% in the office all the time I noticed coworkers that would wear the same clothes over and over and generate smell. I mean, don't you think their wives/girlfriends would tell them that they friggin stink? I know its hard/impossible for you to smell yourself but come on.......


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Sounds like its time to bring Triple-T into the office!

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I never understood the whole "stinky developer" syndrome... Even when I worked 100% in the office all the time I noticed coworkers that would wear the same clothes over and over and generate smell. I mean, don't you think their wives/girlfriends would tell them that they friggin stink? I know its hard/impossible for you to smell yourself but come on.......
What you think these dorks have wives or girlfriends? Unless you count thier live-in Mom.


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Dude, we have a mainframe programmer like that right now, right where I work. He's so fucking fat he has to have oversized chairs, and get this, he has to have a special keyboard for his fat fucking fingers.

Grossest part of all... we have to replace his keyboard about every 6 months because his old one gets so logjammed with cheeto's and junk food... literally black on some of the keys.


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Dude, we have a mainframe programmer like that right now, right where I work. He's so fucking fat he has to have oversized chairs, and get this, he has to have a special keyboard for his fat fucking fingers.

Grossest part of all... we have to replace his keyboard about every 6 months because his old one gets so logjammed with cheeto's and junk food... literally black on some of the keys.
blaahhahaha....


And from the above... yeah I know at least one of them has a wife because he's got a ring on and pics of her in his cube. Not that she's a looker or anything but still... does she put up with the stench?


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June 25, 2007, 02:34 PM

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blaahhahaha....


And from the above... yeah I know at least one of them has a wife because he's got a ring on and pics of her in his cube. Not that she's a looker or anything but still... does she put up with the stench?

Maybe she stinks worse and can't smell him over her own stench.


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And from the above... yeah I know at least one of them has a wife because he's got a ring on and pics of her in his cube. Not that she's a looker or anything but still... does she put up with the stench?
Maybe her V has a nasty stench and it's a trade off?


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