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I have more in common with MJ than I thought - November 22, 2010, 04:01 PM

Some of you here may be familiar with my deviant ways, but little did I know that the King and I have similar tastes, although, these days I would rather be drinking Jack





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November 22, 2010, 04:04 PM

you're sick.


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I take it you have never been with a midget/dwarf/"little person". You don't know what you are missing bra.


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I read in Playboy adviser last night that some guy said his girlfriend wants to have a 3 some with a little person.

I would check that box off.
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I read in Playboy adviser last night that some guy said his girlfriend wants to have a 3 some with a little person.

I would check that box off.
Well the good news is the girl is a freak. The bad news is some of those midgets come equipped.


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you're sick.
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I take it you have never been with a midget/dwarf/"little person". You don't know what you are missing bra.
Thats disgusting.
BTW-If you don't have pictures... it didn't happen.
(if you do, please DONT post them)

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I read in Playboy adviser last night that some guy said his girlfriend wants to have a 3 some with a little person.
I would check that box off.
I have a lot of boxes "checked" on my sexual bucket list... this will never be one of them.

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Well the good news is the girl is a freak. The bad news is some of those midgets come equipped.
Why am I not surprised that you know this?


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November 22, 2010, 04:33 PM

actually you need to post pics!
i'd be down for a midget...toss her around a little. carry her in my backpack!
so many possiblities.
i hope to check this box on my list!

fuck it! the freakier the better!


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I forgot....you had a threesome with two midgets. Three people being you, a little person, and your penis.





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The fuck! LMAO!



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Are midget prostitutes 1/2 price?


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I forgot....you had a threesome with two midgets. Three people being you, a little person, and your penis.





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Half the size...twice the fun


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We're all going to hell. Hey is there a forum for little people?


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I was just thinking about that as I lay in bed this morning. Safe search at work time....


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