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March 24, 2005, 11:04 AM

OMG. I feel like an a*s laughing....but can't quite help it.


~Jennifer~

LaoTzu: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you take a bite out of one and throw it back in the box if it sucks."

Rossi: "You are the SCHMOOPIFIER!"

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March 24, 2005, 11:06 AM

Good news Guzzler, up to 5XL!!


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March 24, 2005, 11:22 AM

Room to grow!!!

"I'm a pony, I'm a pony"

Oh yeah I meant to ask you Woody. Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation. Thanks buddy!!!


FOREVER #47 "Walking In The Echo...."
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I miss you Jeff
 
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March 24, 2005, 11:49 AM

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Room to grow!!!

"I'm a pony, I'm a pony"

Oh yeah I meant to ask you Woody. Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation. Thanks buddy!!!
LOL


~Jennifer~

LaoTzu: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you take a bite out of one and throw it back in the box if it sucks."

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March 24, 2005, 11:53 AM

You know that is so wrong!


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March 24, 2005, 12:06 PM

It's wrong but funny as hell.


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Room to grow!!!

"I'm a pony, I'm a pony"

Oh yeah I meant to ask you Woody. Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation. Thanks buddy!!!
damn guzz... hooked em up


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dressing up like a fruity gangster and going to Sterling, that is like wearing a tuxedo just to go to the bathroom.
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Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

Do you buy a condom to look at it? No you buy it to fuck.
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March 24, 2005, 03:10 PM

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Room to grow!!!

"I'm a pony, I'm a pony"

Oh yeah I meant to ask you Woody. Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation. Thanks buddy!!!

You can borrow mine.

Have you found the other 300 you'll need to completely fill that void?


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It's wrong but funny as hell.
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March 24, 2005, 03:32 PM

I have the "asthma is sexy" shirt. That's all the balls I have.


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March 24, 2005, 03:34 PM

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You can borrow mine.

Have you found the other 300 you'll need to completely fill that void?
Come on Man!!! We all have waited all day to hear your witty & sarcastic response to this.

"Did you find the other 300 you'll need to fill the void"

That's it? Come on. You tell us all to leave the humor to the professional. We want something better!!! That wasn't even funny.

You know what. Never mind. Save your breathe. You are gonna need it to blow up your date for the weekend anyway.


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March 24, 2005, 03:39 PM

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You can borrow mine.

Have you found the other 300 you'll need to completely fill that void?
Come on Man!!! We all have waited all day to hear your witty & sarcastic response to this.

"Did you find the other 300 you'll need to fill the void"

That's it? Come on. You tell us all to leave the humor to the professional. We want something better!!! That wasn't even funny.

You know what. Never mind. Save your breathe. You are gonna need it to blow up your date for the weekend anyway.

See, oddly enough, that cracked me the fuck up. I'm honestly suprised you're not rolling (no pun intended) around on the floor laughing.

As a matter of fact, I'm more proud of that one than most of the rest.

Strange how that works.


PS...she's got an electric inflator. I'm too lazy to do it manually.


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