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I was talking to my co-worker about women... - November 16, 2006, 11:50 AM

And he sends me this.

I found it humorous...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane . "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Oklahoma stands up
in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time........ No one
moves.................

He removes his shirt................

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

She gasps.........................



He whispers.... ................................

"Iron this... Then get me a beer ."


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November 16, 2006, 12:10 PM

Ben she is supposed to get the beer first!!!


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November 16, 2006, 01:04 PM

but I did laugh!!!!


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November 16, 2006, 01:13 PM

Oldie, but goodie.

I approve of this message.


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November 16, 2006, 03:27 PM

I think she meant sexually.
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November 16, 2006, 03:28 PM

Im going to need every CO image availible


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