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Jack Bauer="THE man" - March 21, 2006, 08:53 AM

CTU loses 40% of its personnel and Jack has them functional within the hour. Next week he chokes the shiznit outta Audrey!!!


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March 21, 2006, 08:58 AM

Don't you love the way he throws women around against the walls and shit?!!? AND he gets away with it!!! hahaha
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March 21, 2006, 09:03 AM

who is jack bauer? and why so ruough with people?


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so i get its a TV show. and im guessing since it was monday its either 24 or Prison Break.... blah and blaher....


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March 21, 2006, 09:06 AM

that show is the crappiest show ever created.


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March 21, 2006, 09:07 AM

That was a good one last night.

She Chic was pretty hot that gave Audrey up as well!


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March 21, 2006, 09:25 AM

Jack is the man. 5 years of the pressure he puts up with

still think that scene when he shot the dude's wife in the leg was straight up gangsta!

from http://presstheantithesis.blogspot.c...r-24-fans.html

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

The State of the Union Address was originally scheduled for Monday night. Jack Bauer made the President change it to Tuesday.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

You walk into a bar and Jack Bauer's your wingman, you're definitely gettin laid.


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March 21, 2006, 09:26 AM

Ok Ed... you can't take Chuck Norris and change the name... not cool at all
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Next week he chokes the shiznit outta Audrey!!!
I wish he would choke the shiznit outta Kim - irritating *#&@**@&&(#&#

Did anyone catch that Kim's shrink is Ponyboy Curtis?

anyone know who Ponyboy Curtis is?


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March 21, 2006, 09:46 AM

Chuck Norris is the man!!!!!
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anyone know who Ponyboy Curtis is?
Uuuhhh unfortunately yea... great movie though!
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MMMMmmmmmm.......Chuck norris
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March 21, 2006, 09:54 AM

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anyone know who Ponyboy Curtis is?
Thomas C. Howell


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thats the guy from the Outsiders
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March 21, 2006, 10:02 AM

sounds like I'm the only one to realize that it was him.

Don, Jack choked and threw him against the wall too put the beat down on him like he got in "The Outsiders"


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