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Arrow Kinky Electric Sex Death - January 25, 2008, 12:06 PM

Taylor hooks clips to his wife's nipples and "plugs the cord into a electric strip" and shocks her. Only this time, she dies and he's in jail.


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January 25, 2008, 12:23 PM

That can kill!?

but I use a surge protector and wear rubber boots... oops


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he should play with less wattage


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January 25, 2008, 12:52 PM

I bet her parents are going to be shocked when they find out how she died.





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I wonder what the charges were.


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i wonder if he will get the electric chair.





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January 25, 2008, 01:29 PM

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i wonder if he will get the electric chair.
OMG I actually laughed out loud with that!


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I'm stunned at the sick humor here.


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January 25, 2008, 04:33 PM

so instead of "don't tase me bro" its "don't tease me, tase me, baby"?


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