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August 30, 2004, 01:41 PM

A report is making the rounds that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title by the French Government.
In a random check for banned substances, three tabo items were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...

Sorry didnt want to give it away by putting in the humor section.


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I thought this was a serious thread there for a second
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I thought this was a serious thread there for a second

That was the point... *shrug


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Alas... I too have been "Spud" upon...


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Wow, and this joke is only a month old. Good thing you posted while it's still fresh and relevant.
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Alas... I too have been "Spud" upon...
So that was you in the leather ski mask behind WaWa last night. I thought I recognized those soft hands and gentle touch.


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Alas... I too have been "Spud" upon...
So that was you in the leather ski mask behind WaWa last night. I thought I recognized those soft hands and gentle touch.
Bro - you let out the "soft hands and gentle touch..." My rep is ruined.


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FAGS!


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Why germans like marching in Paris ? They enjoy summer walks in the shade.


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