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Landover baptist church, ultimate religious troll site - October 20, 2012, 01:15 PM

The site is kind of like if you stepped into the Westboro Baptist church.

Bless you in Christ Pastor!

I will open the bidding at $1000. This may seem low, but she is only 13 and needs so much instruction. Of course, I am a happily married man and only offer my bid to help you keep your primary asset; your home. Female children are of little importance in God's plan as they are as common as kittens at a shelter.

She will be well cared for in the Porter home. Nutrition, Bible learning, aerobic workouts and swimming in our above ground pool.

What is her name? I'm thinking of calling her Emily. Is she well developed and with motor skills and stamina? Able to maintain vigorous routines in fluid repetition? Swimming requires skill.

I am prepared to bid higher if need be.

In Him!

The forum has a nice thread where you can buy the pastors daughter, it's a good read.

How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum


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You need to google it dude


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yup already knew that


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