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Legends of Travis - June 25, 2007, 02:56 PM

In the spirit of the "chuck norris facts" and started at VIR this past weekend, we are putting together Legends (or facts) of Travis.

Some highlights (please add)

Al Gore got the idea for the internet from Travis's website
Travis can wheelie a unicycle
Travis de-tunes his motors to make it more fair for mortals
Travis can go faster around a track on the grass than on the pavement


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June 25, 2007, 03:08 PM

Travis drinks his dirty oil and pees out fresh synthetic.

No clue who Travis is.


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Well you see, Norm, itís like thisÖA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven

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June 25, 2007, 03:16 PM

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Travis drinks his dirty oil and pees out fresh synthetic.

No clue who Travis is.
He is a bad guy.
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June 25, 2007, 03:20 PM

Travis knows everything that is happening on the scanner because he is secretly the person you talk to when you dial 911



FOREVER #47 "Walking In The Echo...."
Are you a 'Secret Believer"? Do you Conceal your faith from your family, friends and co-workers? Isn't it about time to step out of hiding and let others know whom you follow?
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June 25, 2007, 03:22 PM

Travis drinks gasoline just so he can piss on your camp fire.

You could drop Travis of at the North Poll with nothing but a tooth brush and in two days he will be knocking on your front door with a million dollor smile.




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June 25, 2007, 03:41 PM

Travis can hit the brakes at the #1 brake marker and still make the turn.


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June 25, 2007, 03:47 PM

Valentino Rossi's Pact with Satan includes a "Keep Travis out of MotoGP" clause.


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June 25, 2007, 03:47 PM

Travis closes his eyes in order to create a new challenge on the track.

Case in point :


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Travis can beat your fastest lap time while executing the perfect "worm"



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June 25, 2007, 04:20 PM

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June 25, 2007, 05:05 PM

Travis doesn't need fairings, the air knows to get out of his way


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June 25, 2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:
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Travis doesn't need fairings, the air knows to get out of his way


There is no pole position, there is only Travis's spot.
Travis's bike doesn't have brakes, he only has another throttle.
Travis is so fast, he actually travels thru time and beats you yesterday in today's race.


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whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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more ....

Travis's helmet and gear isn't to avoid road rash, but to save the road from "Travisrash"

The use of blue flags were introduced after Travis stuffed some lappers into oblivion. They are more commonly known as Hale-Bopp and Halley.

Chuck Norris fears Travis.

What takes Jack Bauer 24 hours to do, Travis does in 10 mins.

Michael Jordan wants to be like Travis.

Travis is the only man to ever win the Isle of Man riding a stationary bike.


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whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back

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The checkered flag was invented to let racers know that their ass kicking from Travis is finally over with


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June 26, 2007, 08:13 AM

Travis had no idea what brakes were, until he stopped to save three kittens on the track. He went on to win the race by three minutes.


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