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A Letter From A Leo - August 10, 2007, 02:02 PM

Dear Mr./Mrs. Citizen

Well, I guess you have figured me out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped, and always typical. I am the lousy cop.

Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth you teach your children that I am a person to beware of. Then, you are shocked when they identify me with my traditional enemy....The criminal.

You accuse me of coddling juveniles, until I catch your kid doing something wrong.

You take an hour lunch, and several coffee breaks each day, then, point me out as a loafer if you see me have just one cup.

You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of interrupting my meals at noon with your troubles.

You raise hell about the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but, let me catch you doing the same thing, and all of a sudden I am picking on you.

You know ALL the traffic laws, but, never got one single ticket you deserved.

You shout "Abuse of Authority" if you see me driving fast to an emergency call, but raise 9 kinds of hell if I take more than 30 seconds responding to yours.

You call it "Part of my job" if someone hits me, but yell "Police brutality" if I strike back.

You would never think of telling your dentist how to pull a badly decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but, you are ALWAYS willing to give me pointers on how to be a police officer.

You talk to me in a manner, and use language that would assure a bloody nose from anyone else, but, you expect me to stand there and take your verbal abuse without batting an eye.

You cry, "Something has to be done about crime", but you cant be bothered to get involved.

You have no use for me what so ever, but of course, it's OK for me to change a tire for your wife, or deliver your baby in the back seat of my patrol car enroute to the hospital, or, save your sons life with CPR and mouth to mouth resuscitation, or even forsake time with MY family working long hours overtime trying to find your lost daughter.

So, dear citizen, you stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the book, but, never stop a minute to think that your property, your family, and maybe your life might someday depend on one thing......Me.

Respectfully,
A Lousy Cop


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August 10, 2007, 02:05 PM

Yeah, whatever. -1. Im sure this was not written by officer tasser III.


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August 10, 2007, 02:06 PM

I think I got pulled over by him once.


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Yeah, whatever. -1. Im sure this was not written by officer tasser III.
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August 10, 2007, 02:23 PM

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Yeah, whatever. -1. Im sure this was not written by officer tasser III.
Maybe you should keep a white guy in the car...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/policebeat


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August 10, 2007, 03:16 PM

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THESE PIGS WANNA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN!!!!


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When ure a cop, ure always the bad guy until they need your service...but I say FUK it, with or without your service your still a PIG~


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August 10, 2007, 04:23 PM

Someone please write an open letter to officer McFriendly Pants like
No matter how I ride my sport bike you look at me like I'm about to
do something wrong, ticket me no matter what and generally have a
pissy attitude towards us all.


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August 10, 2007, 05:14 PM

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Someone please write an open letter to officer McFriendly Pants like
No matter how I ride my sport bike you look at me like I'm about to
do something wrong, ticket me no matter what and generally have a
pissy attitude towards us all.
Now that can get a +1


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Stinky:
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Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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August 10, 2007, 05:31 PM

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August 10, 2007, 05:43 PM

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Maybe you should keep a white guy in the car...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/policebeat

THATS IT!!!! Yao, you're a God Damn genius!!!!

All these years of getting tickets and the solution was right in front of my face all along!


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August 10, 2007, 08:52 PM

Get rid of speed limits (the vast majority of which are too low or simply unecessary) and suddenly the majority of people will be perfectly happy with Police.


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August 10, 2007, 11:32 PM

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No matter how I ride my sport bike you look at me like I'm about to
do something wrong, ticket me no matter what and generally have a
pissy attitude towards us all.



Could that be because yesterday you and your boys were hauling ass down 66 at a buck-twenty? Or literally racing from Barnes & Noble to the Checkers on New York Ave?


I doubt that has anything to do with it.


I bet when you get your bike stolen you'll want them checking every single bike they see that even remotely matches the description of yours.


And, chances are...if you're not doing something wrong right now....sometime in the next 10 minutes you will be.


You're guilty by association, dude. That's the game you've chosen to play. And, when you really, really think about...it's completely justified.



Or, maybe the man's just out to get you. FTP!!!!!!!!!!


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