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LIFE LESSON - Always put the paint in the trunk
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LIFE LESSON - Always put the paint in the trunk - July 1, 2011, 07:17 AM

Note to self: Always put the paint in the trunk

The people in the blue car had a 25-litre (5 gallon) bucket of paint on the back seat when they had the accident.









The ambulance driver wouldn’t let the female paramedic out of the ambulance because she couldn’t stop laughing, he said it wasn’t professional.

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LOL. Reminds me of an episode of "ER" where some animal rights protesters were rushed to the ER after a crash. They thought they were all bleeding horribly but it was red paint they were planning to use on folks wearing fur.
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Reminds me of an accident a buddy of mine was in...not nearly as bad, but he had a HUGE bucket of sealer in the back of his pick up (ran a power washing business). Someone rear ended him and...well, he sealed the cab of his truck.


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What country are those photos from?
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South Africa.
Had this been apartheid days I could have made a coloured joke.



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