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January 13, 2004, 08:29 AM

>>>> >
>>Those of us who grew up in a small town will laugh when we read
>>this. Those of you who didn't will be in disbelief... but trust me
>>everyone of these are true.
>> 1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
>> 2) You know what 4-H is
>> 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or
>>in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always
>>tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs
>>from running through the woods when the party was busted, see #6.
>> 4) You used to "drag" main.
>> 5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour.
>> 6) You scheduled parties around the schedule of different
>> police officers, since you know which ones would bust
>> you and which ones wouldn't.
>> 7) You could never buy ci garettes because all the store
>>clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old
>>enough they'd tell your parents anyhow).
>> When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough
>>to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive
>>on back roads to smoke them.
>> 9) You knew which section of the ditch to find the beer
>>your buyer dropped off.
>>10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
>>11) The whole school went to the same party after
>>12) You don't give directions by street names or directions
>>by references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks east
>>to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track
>>13) The golf course had only 9 holes.
>> 14) You can't help but date a friend's
>> 15) Your car stays filth y because of the dirt roads and
>>you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
>> 16) The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
>>"snooty", but is actually just like your town.
>>17) You refer anyone with a house newer then 1960 as the
>> "rich people"
>>1 The people in the "big city" dress funny then you pick
>>up the trend 2 years later.
>> 19) Anyone you want can be found at the local gas station
>>or the town pub.
>>20) You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor
>> through town or one of your friends drives a grain
>>truck to school occasionally.
>>21) The gym teacher suggest you haul hay for the summer to
>>get stronger..
>>22) Directions are given using THE stop light as a
>>23) You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people
>> pull over and a sk you if you want a ride somewhere.
>>24) Your teachers call you by your older sibling 's names.
>>25) Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
>>26) You can charge at all the local stores or write checks
>> without any ID.
>>27) The closest McDonalds is 45 miles away (or more).
>>2 The closest mall is over an hour away.
>>29) It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a
>> riding lawn mower.
>>30) You've peed in a cornfield.
>>31) Most people go by a nickname.
>>32) You laugh your butt off reading this because you know
>>it is all true and you forward it to everyone who lives
>>in your town (because you know them all!)
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January 13, 2004, 08:36 AM

So true, so true!

yes I'm admitting to being a from small town, population 783 (at least when I lived there).

Every time we hold our tongues instead of returning the sharp retort, show patience with another's faults, show a little more love and kindness, we are helping to stock-pile more of these peace-bringing qualities in the world instead of armaments for war. -- Constance Foster
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Location: Elkton/Luray( home of the kuntry boys)
January 13, 2004, 08:38 AM

O how I love small towns
Everyone minds your business for you

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