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Lobsters? all you needed to know and didn't want to
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Lightbulb Lobsters? all you needed to know and didn't want to - November 7, 2006, 11:49 AM

so i was just perusing US news and i found this highly enlightening article....

i mean who knew that the female lobster drugged the male into submission.... i think that's happened to me before.. those damn females always making me take shots and go home with them...

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here's some fine excerpts:

Lovely. Let's talk about lobster sex.
The female sprays urine into the male's apartment, basically drugging him into submission. Then she moves in with him and gets PMS--premolting syndrome. She gets irritable, shoves a lot of gravel around the place. He is understanding and tender; he waits until she molts, until her legs can stand, then he turns her on her back and mounts her. The female has a seminal receptacle, a kind of fanny pack. The male guides his swimmerets down into the pouch. Then he rolls some sperm packets into a plug for her seminal receptacle so no other males can get there.



Should you eat the green stuff?
The lobster's tomalley is a combined liver and pancreas. Lobster is very healthful food; it's not affected by water-borne toxins because the tomalley acts as a filter. That's great for the lobster, but it means you should probably pass on the tomalley.



Are lobsters aggressive?
We think of lobsters as solitary beings, but they are extremely social. They also hate each other. They are always kicking each other out of the house, fighting over food. They literally get into pissing contests. Their bladders are in their heads, so they squirt each other in the face with urine.


umm yeah.. i dunno.. just thought i'd share..


http://www.usnews.com/usnews/culture.../16lobster.htm


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Damn, lobsters are some crazy mofos. They are some tasty mofos too. It must be the urine marinade that does it.


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Damn, lobsters are some crazy mofos. They are some tasty mofos too. It must be the urine marinade that does it.

Urine marinade


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Damn, lobsters are some crazy mofos. They are some tasty mofos too. It must be the urine marinade that does it.

Ewww gross.

Hmm I kinda want some lobster now....despite the urine marinade comment.


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Damn, lobsters are some crazy mofos. They are some tasty mofos too. It must be the urine marinade that does it.
hmmm, you might be onto something, I'm gonna piss on some steak today for dinner tonight!! woo-hoo
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