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BE ON THE LOOKOUT - July 11, 2006, 03:08 PM

this just came across the scanner.......

cops in the area r looking for a guy driving around naked with only a badge on his chest and officers hat on his head in a silver bmw convertible, he's been seen trying to do wheelies in his car while measuring his penis with a nightstick (miniature nightstick, possibly a mini mag light).... subject considered to be armed with a small somewhat hand held weapon and driving very erratic due to the reach to the pedals being quite a stretch....

attached is photo of said car





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July 11, 2006, 03:12 PM

Did he used to have a purple truck??


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July 11, 2006, 03:13 PM

ZINGER!!!


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July 11, 2006, 03:13 PM

That's just Spud headed for lunch, don't worry about it.


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

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July 11, 2006, 03:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's cold blooded.


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July 11, 2006, 03:28 PM

Ahahahahahhaha!


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July 11, 2006, 03:32 PM

is this a joke?


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July 11, 2006, 03:34 PM

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is this a joke?

NO WAY!!!!! why have u seen him???????


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July 11, 2006, 03:40 PM

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NO WAY!!!!! why have u seen him???????

yeah, he's right outside..lemme go holla at him real quick!


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July 11, 2006, 03:42 PM

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yeah, he's right outside..lemme go holla at him real quick!
SORRY i just couldnt resist running with that one haha


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July 11, 2006, 03:45 PM

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That's just Spud headed for lunch, don't worry about it.
Did you not cuddle with him again last night Johnny?

This thread has got me laughing so hard...My boss just came around the corner with that look on his face. If I get fired, it was totally worth it.


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yes, dick is fun!
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OH WAIT....
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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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July 11, 2006, 03:51 PM

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Did you not cuddle with him again last night Johnny?

This thread has got me laughing so hard...My boss just came around the corner with that look on his face. If I get fired, it was totally worth it.
Yeah, he left pretty mad ths morning cause I told him he was going to need a smaller measuring device and it would help to get it up first (hence the wheelies). Next thing I knew I had a hand mark on my face and the M3 was gone.


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

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Yeah, he left pretty mad ths morning cause I told him he was going to need a smaller measuring device and it would help to get it up first (hence the wheelies). Next thing I knew I had a hand mark on my face and the M3 was gone.
This thread keeps getting better and better. I love you guys.


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yes, dick is fun!
Ninja636 says:
OH WAIT....
Ninja636 says:
MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

LaoTzu: "I'll just let everyone know, Glade sprayed up the azz burns!"

(While Climbing, talking about his chalk bag)
Matt - "I like it around back where it hits me on the butt while I'm climbing. It's like 'Oooooh, what was that?'"
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July 11, 2006, 04:09 PM

I've been studying heirogliphics lately..(0OO \ (||||)(||||) / OO0)

...means little weenie! HAHAHA



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