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Loud Sex from Neighbors Etiquette
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Loud Sex from Neighbors Etiquette - July 17, 2006, 10:51 PM

This is a serious post, so limit the jokes please. Ok, So new neighbors moved in to my apt. 2 nights in a row at about 11pm they have had loud, nasty porn like sex with the windows open. I can only hear the woman but man is she loud. What is the proper etiquette here? Do I put a note on the door, telling them to tone it down, or just enjoy it? I was out walking my dog tonight with one of my other neighbors and we were laughing about it. The dogs are freaking out trying to figure out where all this yelling is coming from, barking and stuff. We stood there watching the dogs as this woman was moaning at the top of her lungs trying not to laugh too hard.

Clearly they wanted people to hear them, but I have no desire to listen to this every night. I am thinking I get a bunch of us to hang out in the parking lot tomorrow night and start moaning at the top of our lungs when she starts again. Again this is a serious post, not a joke, this is really happening. Your welcome to come hang out and listen to this. But DEAR GOD! Please suggest how I can get this woman to shut the f@ck up!!!!!
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July 17, 2006, 11:34 PM

I have had this happen before and we did not address th situation professionally and rather just bang the ceiling when the couple above were going at it....

But I suggest that you leave a note on the door explaining how it bothers you and the other neightbors with a professional tone to it. I don't suggest you leave your name just in case.

If they do not listen to you, just call the cops on them.


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July 17, 2006, 11:50 PM

I second the note dropping. Don't do the wall/ceiling banging thing. Ask them politely, if they refuse, toss a stink bomb through the window. Everybody wins.



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July 17, 2006, 11:58 PM

Back then, we tried the wall/ceiling banging.. never worked.. they just seem to get louder!
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July 18, 2006, 12:25 AM

1) Introduce yourself next time you see her and say "Hey what's up! You live upstairs right? I could hear that you have some great parties" but give her that look like you want to be invited.

2) This one you have to try. A couple of turds (yours or doggie if you have one) in a brown paper bag. Put in front of the door, light it up, knock and take off.

3) An air horn on a can. It will break their concentration.


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July 18, 2006, 04:17 AM

My guess is it's a new thing for them to be living together. Don't worry about it and ignore it for just a few more days. It will most likely drop off on it's own. If he marries her, then it will be over the next day. Oh wait, you said be serious. Well, I am!
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July 18, 2006, 05:13 AM

Just tell the dude to put her head in a pillow please because you are trying to sleep. He may take the hint. Dunno.


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July 18, 2006, 05:36 AM

Find out their phone number. Get a good quality tape recorder. Next time they have at it, record them.

Then go to an outside pay phone, call 'em up and when they answer, play the tape.
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July 18, 2006, 06:01 AM

People these days are pretty open minded. If this woman has no problem being heard then she/they really shouldn't have a problem being asked to keep the sex doen or close the window. Me personaly, I'd turn it into a competition cause 2 can play that game!!


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July 18, 2006, 06:17 AM

i would confront them face to face just to embarass them, and then give the guy a high five for doing a good job.

an anonymous note would do too.. but just not as fun


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July 18, 2006, 06:23 AM

Ok. First thing's first.

Is she hot???
If she is you need to find a nice tall tree and make a visit to best buy's digital video department. If they keep the windows open you may have the next great internet sex video right upstairs.

Really, if it bothers you that bad, that you can't sleep or get your work done... then put a note under the door, politely saying to keep it down. Do not sign the note, but state how its interferring in your life. If it happens again call the cops.

Don't bang on the cieling (thats childish). Try not to knock on the door and ask in person because that may cause embarrassment. And don't snitch to the cops without asking them to keep it down.

I live in an apartment and I have a high tolerance for loud music. But once in awhile I like to turn up my surround sound and shake the walls with a good action movie. When I first moved in, the neighbor upstairs asked me to turn it down. I guess when he realized it was a once a week or twice a month occurance, he cooled off. So maybe wait and see if they cool off. They may be newlyweds...


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July 18, 2006, 06:23 AM

I used to hear the people who live above me all the time. It got to the point to where I knew when they were both about to finish, and then I'd hear footsteps, the toilet flush, then footsteps again. After the toilet flush, I knew I could go to sleep. I bet they are just new together and it will die down after a few days, the people above me ended up having a huge blow out fight at 3am to where i called the cops, and I've maybe heard them twice since then, and that was 5 months ago.
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July 18, 2006, 06:33 AM

Buy a ball-gag and leave it as a nice present for them. 1. It's funny. 2. It should get the message across. 3. Maybe she will like it.



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July 18, 2006, 06:38 AM

I think you are going about this the hard way. You have to let them know you are serious and leave an impression. I honestly know people that say if the sex isn't loud then it isn't sex! Chances are they may not care what you think. They might get so embarrassed if you mention it that they may tell you to "Phuck Off" and call the police. Then you will have strained relations with the neighbors and they will start rumors about you because everybody loves to start drama. Then you will be starting a thread asking if anybody has a a room to rent. So here's what I would do:

Next time they are going hot & heavy I would put on a speedo and put a cigar in my mouth. Grab a six pack of beer and the video camera then go knock on their door. When they answer say " I'm here for the orgy"

They will either get the idea or you will get a threesome. Either way...the problem is solved.

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They will either get the idea or you will get a threesome. Either way...the problem is solved.

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a threesome with a guy is not a threesome.


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