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December 19, 2003, 11:21 AM


I really don't think I want to know:

Bow-lingual Dog Translator: A high-tech Dr. Doolittle! The Bowlingual claims to convert your dog's barks, whimpers, snuffles and snorts into plain English. Just enter in your dog breed, strap the wireless (news - web sites) microphone onto his collar, and prepare to enter the canine cranium. We tested it on our local pooch, and found it somewhat obvious, but entertaining nonetheless. Don't expect this $100 toy to deliver real insight - it's more like a magic eight-ball for dog-barks. But if you've already purchased a Palace Pet Bed, Muttluks Dog Boots, and a Yuppy Puppy doggie gumball dispenser, this gadget is for you. Cat lovers will have to wait until next year for the cat version - apparently the feline mind is a tougher nut to crack.

What would your dog tell you?

Horney Dogs:
"Hey Nice legs can I hump them?"

yappy dogs: "I'm hungry....I'm still hungry"

dumb dogs:"Just throw the ball dammit!"...."You idiot, I can't believe you didn't throw it...now really throw it this time!"

(Dog barking at passerbuys):
"Hey you....Hey....hey I see you over there!.....I still see you!...Hey....hey you....I see you..., hey you, come here...I see you!"

Ride your ride and be safe this season.
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December 21, 2003, 06:32 PM

Kepi's dog = "Hey get that out of there!!!! Im a boy dog not a girl dog" and "OH NO, dont put the peanut butter there again!!"

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December 21, 2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rossi
dressing up like a fruity gangster and going to Sterling, that is like wearing a tuxedo just to go to the bathroom.
Originally Posted by Rossi
Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

Do you buy a condom to look at it? No you buy it to fuck.
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