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Wink Man Sues after Energy Drink Gives 'ERECTION THAT WOULD NOT SUBSIDE' - June 6, 2007, 12:16 PM

Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection



Jun
5 11:44 PM US/EasternNEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.
Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.


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June 6, 2007, 12:19 PM

The same thing happened to me...
I took some E and this little blue pill that a chic gave me...
washed it down with a RedBull and 8 hours later...
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Anyone else find it ironic that this man's name is Woods.....


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I still don't see what the problem is??? Then again, his boyfriend may not have been available.


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June 6, 2007, 12:23 PM

He should have just I'm sure it woulda worked!


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Anyone else find it ironic that this man's name is Woods.....
I was thinking the same thing. LOL


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He should have just I'm sure it woulda worked!
Haha I was actually wondering the same thing... did he not try taking care of it?

And why did he drink an energy drink before going to bed?!


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this has to be a joke



calorie drink for the elderly.....splain to the judge why a 29yr old is drinking it...

test him and see what else he was on..ephedrine? etc etc....

Judge Judy case at best... she can feign indignity at the mention of the word erection...


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idiots, you can't "take care" of priapism
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Boost plus huh???


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this could be a publicity stunt to get people to buy Boost Plus
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heard about it on the radio, funny stuff!


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this could be a publicity stunt to get people to buy Boost Plus
Sheesh, It was good seeing Ninja636 at the grocery store, but now I know why he was buying all that Boost Plus. And he said it was for someone else........


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