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December 11, 2003, 08:21 PM

Wayward husband gets penis cut off
Thu Dec 11, 5:21 AM ET


MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.



A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila on Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.


Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.


Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.




...you can see the story here also..
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...lippines_penis
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filipino females are crazy!!
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Hurry Malakai Hide the Scissors!!!!
Dont worry kepi, she took those years ago


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Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.


How about not fucking around? Then maybe men would not have to worry about losing their "kickstand".....not a sermon just a thought.


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Oh I can do worse...ask the ex. Thats if he has learned to speak again. Yes, be afraid, be very very afraid.


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damn jay see mandy only sent you text messages,,,, never even thought about the scissors,
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