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August 4, 2005, 01:31 PM

Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV

POSTED: 12:29 pm EDT August 4, 2005
UPDATED: 12:45 pm EDT August 4, 2005

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.
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Riding is like Sex. WEEE!
 
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August 4, 2005, 01:33 PM

That should be a lesson to the rest of you touchy feely women


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August 4, 2005, 01:34 PM

That fucking rules.


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Wanna cuddle


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

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August 4, 2005, 01:41 PM

wow, guess he really wanted his sports. i'm more for skipping the cuddling myself, but i usually go an get a sandwhich.


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That explains why Jenny is always leaving...


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August 4, 2005, 02:06 PM

ANY WOMEN THAT WANT TO CUDDLE...I'M YOUR MAN



















































does cuddling mean oral sex?


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does cuddling mean oral sex?
yes yes how'd you know
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August 4, 2005, 03:43 PM

this is why women cheat on their man. a little cuddle is not the end of the world.
bring it on


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Gotta clear that with Rob first...



I wanna cuddle w/ mediocrebrunette


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August 6, 2005, 08:49 AM

i didnt realize this happened in Panama City FL.....dang i used to live there.


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