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Masturbation World Record, can you *BEAT* it?
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Masturbation World Record, can you *BEAT* it? - April 6, 2006, 10:45 AM

Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


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April 6, 2006, 10:50 AM

I'd be done after 9 or 10.


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April 6, 2006, 10:52 AM

damm some lotion for his penis
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April 6, 2006, 10:52 AM



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April 6, 2006, 11:03 AM

I bet his Mother is so proud.


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April 6, 2006, 11:05 AM

i want to know how he trained for this, and if he looses his virginity (i feel safe to say he hasnt, 36 in 24, come on) will he be able to finish? he's probably killed it.


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April 6, 2006, 11:07 AM

I would NOT want to shake his hand!!!


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April 6, 2006, 11:08 AM

his penis is in hiding
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April 6, 2006, 11:09 AM

Yea Iam putting that as my next profession on my 10-40's. Professional crank yanker. Paid by the stroke, refunds when I have to take a poke.


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ok any jokes on this ill start "he a head of the game"
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April 6, 2006, 11:12 AM

Should the title of this thread not be "Masturbation world record, can you BEAT it?"
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Good point! Changed to suit those that can. . . .


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April 6, 2006, 11:20 AM

A friend of mine at school did 19 in 15 hours. He wanted to 'beat' his age.



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