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MICHAEL VICK ON HIS WAY TO THE HOSPITAL.....
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MICHAEL VICK ON HIS WAY TO THE HOSPITAL..... - November 17, 2010, 02:03 PM

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...for breaking his foot off in the Redskins' ass!!!

Moe told me that one this morning...I thought it was quite funny.


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Michael Vick invites National Media to Return to His Balls

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November 16, 2010
LANDOVER, Md – Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick continued the road towards rehabilitating his public image when he invited members of the national media to return to his balls following his record setting Monday Night performance.
“I just want to let everyone know that it’s okay to hop back on,” said Vick while fielding questions from reporters.
“Coming out of Virginia Tech, I had a lot of y’all on my balls. I got used to running and cutting with the extra weight on me. When you guys left, it kinda threw me off. Now I think its okay for everyone to slide right back on like you never left.”

Vick was the offensive catalyst in a 31 point beat down of the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football. He torched the Washington secondary with his arm, going 20-28 for 333 yards and four touchdowns. On the ground he ran for 80 yards on 8 rushes with two trips into the end zone.
The former Atlanta Falcon has seen career resurgence this year, leading the NFL in passer rating and having yet to turn the ball over in any of his six starts.

Vick credits the time he spent in prison for dogfighting with fine tuning his passing game.

“In prison, I had ni- I mean guys on my balls all the time. I think it helped me to regain some of the balance that means so much to my game.”

Never lauded for his presence in the pocket, Vick once again credited his time inside for helping him get used to going through his progressions.

“It was the showers. It was just like being in the pocket. You’re standing there with the water hitting you, almost feeling free. Then you turn around and a gang member named Zook-Zook is rushing you. I learned how to be patient and move at the last minute, just before my rectum got sacked.”

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Despite his team’s loss, former Eagles Quarterback and current Redskins Quarterback Donovan Mcnabb endorsed the idea of the media climbing back onto Vick’s hairy black boys.
“I think it’s the right time,” Mcnabb said. “I mean, ya’ll ain’t never been on my balls, and I been to the Super Bowl. Why not his, right? I’d like to point out that I’ve never electrocuted an animal or been caught with any weed though.”

Mcnabb then began to tear up and was led off the podium by Redskins media personnel.
Vick said that his newfound leadership role meant that all members of the media were invited to his balls, even the ones that had written harsh words about him before.

“I’m all for letting Bye-Byes be Bye-Byes. I got enough room on my shoulders for this whole team, and enough space on my ballsack for all of you guys man. Just come and hop back on.”
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Haaaaa this thread is full of WIN !!!!!!!

the foot off in the redskins ass made me fart while i was trying to hold in my laughter..

and welcoming the media back on his balls...priceless...


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Only game I like to watch him play....

Him vs. a team of pissed off abused pits

FUCK VICK


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One Mike Vick "Haters Gonna Hate" pic please.



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Dear Internet,

One Mike Vick "Haters Gonna Hate" pic please.


Dont get me started...

Hate is candy coated.


and the fools singing his praises is another subject.


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Haaaaa this thread is full of WIN !!!!!!!

the foot off in the redskins ass made me fart while i was trying to hold in my laughter..
and welcoming the media back on his balls...priceless...
I have not laughed so hard at any one statement as hard as I did when I read this line!!!

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FUCK VICK
Sharon, I couldn't agree w/ you more. No 'human' in this world deserves a worse fate in this world that that useless waste of skin.
Is just that the joke was funny!


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<3 you Sharon.
Wub ya too *back to the kitchen




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