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You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)
Date: 2009-12-04, 11:19AM EST
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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.


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I knew I saw you up north! Why you lie to me man??? Next time light a match or wear a dress!


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I knew I saw you up north! Why you lie to me man??? Next time light a match or wear a dress!
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were you doing all the way up there??


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Must of been those french fries and gravy.


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