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MJ vs NK - June 25, 2009, 07:33 PM

MJ....all over CNN

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NK = whiny kid sitting at the kids table crying because he can't have a second cookie for dessert.

MJ = would give his left nut to be able to touch that kid.


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NK = whiny kid sitting at the kids table crying because he can't have a second cookie for dessert.

MJ = would give his left nut to be able to touch that kid.
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Well you see, Norm, itís like thisÖA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven

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MJ = would give his left nut to be able to touch that kid.
Yeah yeah he was a good singer, but he was a kid touching pedophile. No one cries when a little boy molester dies who isn't famous, why now?
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Since MJ was 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down to make some lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.


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I heard MJ died of food poisoning.................. he ate 12 year old nuts.


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