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June 27, 2005, 02:15 PM

POST UP YOUR RESULTS...

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...70837436152068


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Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 8 zeal, and 0 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)


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June 27, 2005, 02:23 PM

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 7 moxie, 7 zeal, and 5 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.

Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

Do we all get yammies?


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June 27, 2005, 02:31 PM

R1 for me too.
Must be rigged...


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June 27, 2005, 02:33 PM

I dont agree with the bike but who knows!!! ROFL.
Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 5 moxie, 6 zeal, and 3 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 54% on moxie

You scored higher than 83% on zeal

You scored higher than 52% on pomp


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June 27, 2005, 02:36 PM

600cc Sportbike
You scored 6 moxie, 5 zeal, and 3 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.



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June 27, 2005, 02:38 PM

Honda Hawk
You scored -5 moxie, -1 zeal, and 3 pomp!

WHATEVER! (It almost looks like mySV650S though!)


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June 27, 2005, 02:43 PM

oh crap.. fix your avatar DT!!


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June 27, 2005, 03:03 PM

600cc Sportbike
You scored 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and 4 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.


I was gonna...then they stole my squid 600 jap bike that I already wadded once and I had to get a 750....


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June 27, 2005, 03:09 PM

What?

Ducati Monster
You scored 3 moxie, 1 zeal, and 10 pomp!
You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.
Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.


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June 27, 2005, 03:17 PM

The old volvo


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June 27, 2005, 03:22 PM

<font size="5">600cc Sportbike</font><br> You scored 7 moxie, 4 zeal, and 4 pomp! </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your
pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it. <p>
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up
with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the
centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not
a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)
On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway
traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your
back.
The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding
career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely
conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly
lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.



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June 27, 2005, 03:29 PM

WHAT?!?! in the questions I answered that I don't want a Harley and that I DID take the MSF class....


Harley 883 Sportster
You scored -2 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.

However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.

You might have noticed that's a lot of moolah for an (arguably) obsolete piece of machinery, and you're too rational and attitude-free to need the Biggest and Baddest that the marketeers tell you to buy. A far more reasonably priced taste of the Harley Kool-Aid is the 883 Sporty, a fun little beast that leaves you with plenty of cash to customize.

On the other hand, the only reason I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, and that's mostly because they don't know much about the alternatives.

Thought experiment: if you were the only person left on earth, and you could pick any motorcycle you wanted, what would you choose? Best looking or best engineered? Your test results don't really point in any direction strongly, so I'll try to nudge you towards substance over style.

Consider: a FXST Softail weighs 629lbs dry, the base version starts around $14k, and will make 75-80hp -- after you tweak it with pipes and a jet kit. A Buell XB12R weighs 395lbs dry, costs $10.5k and makes 103hp, stock. An Aprilia Tuono R weighs 417lbs, costs $12k, and makes 125hp, stock. (We won't even mention the bang for buck of the Japanese competitors.) Still a fan of retro-classic styling? Then at least consider Harley's V-Rod, which mixes in some modern engineering into the equation (596lbs, 125hp, $17k).

While the Sportster is a reasonable compromise, you may discover that you enjoy the added feedback provided by standard-style bikes such as the Suzuki SV or the Ducati Monster. (If you must hang with the Harley crowd, they'll be less likely to give you grief if you choose the Buell, though.)

You have the potential to be a great rider. Take the MSF class, and choose a bike that won't hold you back!
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June 27, 2005, 03:38 PM

Ummm. I don't know what to say...

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 3 moxie, 5 zeal, and 2 pomp!
You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.

However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.
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June 27, 2005, 03:41 PM

Dumbest test ever.

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 0 moxie, 0 zeal, and -3 pomp!

Guess that's why I haven't wrecked. Ever.


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June 27, 2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ThrustinJZX6
Dumbest test ever.

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 0 moxie, 0 zeal, and -3 pomp!

Guess that's why I haven't wrecked. Ever.
Or maybe it's cause you ride like molassas in winter.
But seriously, not crashing is better than riding fast.


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