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Mozart's Erection leads to Amputation
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Mozart's Erection leads to Amputation - January 25, 2007, 03:58 PM

Erect iguana faces penis trauma

Tuesday, January 23, 2007
An iguana.



An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak the lizards have two penises.
Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.



Mozart lost his wood to the scalpel today.....don't your problems seem minor now?

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January 25, 2007, 04:38 PM

Poor guy. sorry to hear that they had to cut it off. I wonder if Laurana Bobit did the surgury. I did not know that Lizards have two penises. I guess he is always two fisting!





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January 25, 2007, 05:36 PM

He must have gotten into the ZooKeepers Cialis or something, lol.
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damn, wish i had a back up pecker.


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January 26, 2007, 09:16 AM

Actual e-mail from Ninja636:

"Damn, that lizard has 2? I barely have 1!"



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yes, dick is fun!
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