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July 19, 2005, 03:35 PM

probably a repost but who cares

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html


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whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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July 19, 2005, 03:43 PM

Good stuff. Excellent read!


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someone buy me this



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July 19, 2005, 03:47 PM

i f'ing hate the corporate blocking of sites


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July 19, 2005, 03:47 PM

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!! It is also very educational. Now if I really need a fix and can't find my pipe I know what to do.


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July 19, 2005, 03:59 PM



That was great and worth the 5 min. without crack to read it. But now I must go hit da pipe which I can't seem to find but I do have a bike!!!! BRB



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July 19, 2005, 04:01 PM

Grab em off the bandit no bodywork


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July 19, 2005, 04:02 PM

I get my crack pipes with little roses inside them, I tell the guy at the counter they are for my girlfriend and I want to find a color she likes. I think he knows I'm lying.
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July 19, 2005, 04:40 PM

Those crack heads must be smoking some bad shit cause every experienced crack head knows that there are only 4 basic things you need to blaze, which is 1) Crack 2) Lighter (you can use matches if you don't mind getting fingertip burns) 3) Tin Foil and 4) Drinking Straw.
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July 19, 2005, 05:25 PM

that was funny as shit.


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July 19, 2005, 06:32 PM

great stuff. Entirely too much thought went into that post. I'd a just beat his azz with the wrench and called it a day


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OMFG so so so tooo funny.
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July 20, 2005, 09:44 AM

I don't mean to be the one sane person by any stretch (I've never been confused for a sane person) but if the crackhead can't get enough money to buy an actual pipe, then do we really think this person has a computer and checks Craigslist every night??? Hmmmmm, but I guess it was pretty educational and a good job venting by that guy...He just saved himself $200 in talking to a psychatrist!


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OH WAIT....
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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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July 20, 2005, 09:57 AM

Rat poison,, now that's an idea.


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July 20, 2005, 11:19 AM

Good Lord.... now breath!


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