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My new favorite lady - February 25, 2007, 11:21 PM

Alyssa finally got me to not leave the room while she sat here cracking up watching this.


I'm officially addicted.
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what time? what channel?


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This chick is freaking hysterical. It's on the Oxygen network on Sunday nights. The creepiest thing is when she gives reviews of sex toys.


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My ex got me hooked on that show a couple years ago. It funny as hell





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February 26, 2007, 10:26 AM

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Alyssa finally got me to not leave the room while she sat here cracking up watching this.


I'm officially addicted.
That lady kills me, but some of the questions are even better.

Example:

Q: Can I alternate between vaginal and anal?

A: Oh my! Of course not dear! You wouldn't sweep the dirt back into the kitchen would you?



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^^

Did she actually say that?

hahahaha


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February 26, 2007, 11:24 AM

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Did she actually say that?

hahahaha

Yes.


Last night:


Caller: After 3 years wif my boyfriend, I trust him enough to have anal sex.

Sue: Oh good!

Caller: My question is, is it ok for him to ejaculate in my rectum....

Sue: (inerrupts) Yes dear! Of course!

Caller: Ok great.

Sue: Have you thought about using a condom, for his benefit?

Caller: Why?

Sue: Well, he's sticking his penis into your, uh, your rectum. There's feces in there you know! With the condom you can just throw it away, it's cleaner.


I paraphrased a bait, but that's the gist.


By the way....her hand movements while talking really set it all off.


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She's hillarious... she's no bullshit sex ed.


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February 27, 2007, 12:19 PM

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Alyssa finally got me to not leave the room while she sat here cracking up watching this.


I'm officially addicted.
God, my wife watches that when she can too. Sex tips from grandma... EWW

It's just not right I tell you! Not right!


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