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May 27, 2003, 01:37 PM

If a cook tries to be a carpenter, he ends up bashing his thumb with a hammer.


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May 27, 2003, 01:42 PM

so wait...lemme get this straight...

are you telling me that you are a cook?


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May 27, 2003, 01:46 PM

Thats why I will never be a ballet dancer...lol


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May 27, 2003, 01:47 PM

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so wait...lemme get this straight...

are you telling me that you are a cook?
You did not know this,

YES, he is, tacos, chicken, pork chops, wings, chili, fajitas


I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind.
Promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine. Promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye. Promise not to try not to let you down.
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May 27, 2003, 01:57 PM

I have many talents, cooking, fixing boilers, chillers, electrical circuits, shooting people and blowing chit up, (but I would have to go back in the army to get away with that) riding, photography, retaining useless trivia, plumbing (I lay some mean pipe), etc. etc.

Unfortunately, swinging a phucking hammer ain't one of my talents. I am banging this nail in, and think to myself, "I better not hit my thumb" and I look at my thumb. WHAM, there goes my phucking thumb spurting blood.

When playing baseball, keep your eye on the ball. When riding cycles, look where you want to go. When swinging a hammer, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR THUMB.
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May 27, 2003, 01:59 PM

Dayum guy's your making me hungry!


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May 27, 2003, 02:25 PM

AAAHAHAHAHA......Target Fixation at it's finest!




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May 27, 2003, 04:32 PM

When playing baseball, keep your eye on the ball. When riding cycles, look where you want to go. When swinging a hammer, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR THUMB.

HA ah ha ha ha ha ha ha....this should go in katie's "I've Learned..." post
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