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March 24, 2005, 04:11 PM

So my briefcase type bag is sitting by the steps. I'm going to take it downstairs when I go.


I put a platic water bottle in the side pouch that I've been spitting Skoal in all day. Very discreet.


Mom gets home, and gives Buddy an empty milk jug to play with. It's plastic.

He destroys that in a few minutes.

I can hear him playing with something, but ignore him.


Hear mom, "OH NO! BUDDY! Lee, he got a bottle with SODA in it!"

Inner monologue, "Oh shit. I don't have soda. What's she talking about."

Me out loud, "OH SHIT!"


That's right folks. Buddy managed to stick his nose in the pocket of my briefcase and grab my spitter. He then commenced to rip the top off and fling it all over the freshly shampoo'd WHITE carpet.

Mom's freaking, still thinking it's soda. Should I tell her it's nasty spit? Nah!


Stoopid dog. Guess that's what I get for chewing....


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March 24, 2005, 04:13 PM

You live with your mom?


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March 24, 2005, 04:16 PM

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I have........ no bike.
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March 24, 2005, 04:18 PM

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I"m staying with them this month. In between leases. May can't come soon enough.


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March 24, 2005, 04:19 PM

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I"m staying with them this month. In between leases. May can't come soon enough.
Whew!


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March 24, 2005, 05:15 PM

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Hey lay of the guy! There is nothing wrong with that. I lived with his mom for a while also.
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March 24, 2005, 06:09 PM

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March 24, 2005, 07:42 PM

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Hey lay of the guy! There is nothing wrong with that. I lived with his mom for a while also.


The head sucked, didn't it?


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March 24, 2005, 08:47 PM

Not after she took her teeth out!!!!!!


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March 24, 2005, 08:52 PM

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You live with your mom?



Hey lay of the guy! There is nothing wrong with that. I lived with his mom for a while also.


The head sucked, didn't it?
Not so much. I had her take AmIr's class.
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You live with your mom?



Hey lay of the guy! There is nothing wrong with that. I lived with his mom for a while also.


The head sucked, didn't it?
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