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Oh my god. The SMURFS are....
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Oh my god. The SMURFS are.... - January 14, 2008, 04:43 PM

50 years old today!!!!!


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January 14, 2008, 06:53 PM

Well that's just Smurffy.


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January 14, 2008, 07:31 PM

Talk about a Girl that gets around
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January 14, 2008, 07:52 PM

....communists


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Well you see, Norm, itís like thisÖA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven

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January 14, 2008, 08:41 PM

smurfs don't have sex, they are asexual, well, except for craig...err, I mean vanity smurf


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Grumpy Smurf was my favorite...


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January 15, 2008, 09:58 AM

kinda sexy...u know what they say about blue women...


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January 15, 2008, 12:36 PM

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smurfs don't have sex, they are asexual, well, except for craig...err, I mean vanity smurf
You quotin lines from Donnie Darko?


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January 15, 2008, 12:40 PM

So I left the party with Smurfette the other night, and she started smurfing me right there in the smurfin' parking lot. I couldn't smurfin' believe it. Smurf yeah!


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January 15, 2008, 03:38 PM

LOL... in high school we had a exchange student from Germany, walking around saying "I got Smurf balls!"
Always wondered if they had any extras perks to living in a mushroom...?


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January 15, 2008, 04:07 PM

America... SMURF YEA!
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