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omg... - August 3, 2007, 11:28 AM

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August 3, 2007, 11:31 AM

"By the way, as any man who has fallen asleep for the night right after sex can testify, the simple act of waking up groggy in the morning and standing over the toilet can become a friendly-fire emergency thanks to the obstructing leftover evidence of our love. You may not think pee can shoot at a 90-degree angle, but you’d be surprised."


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August 3, 2007, 11:35 AM

I'd LOVE it if my man washed up regularly after sex.... EWwwwwww.

Boy, that was a graphic description! Anyone want a shower after reading that? I know I do.

Read on and the last sentence says, "If a loving conversation and some experimentation doesn’t help, consider a professional." Are we all thinking "prostitutes?"


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August 3, 2007, 11:37 AM

so true. 90 degrees or two or more streams in different dirrection


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Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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August 3, 2007, 11:39 AM

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so true. 90 degrees or two or more streams in different dirrection
Say it ain't so? I guess ya learn something new everyday...

Tell me more!


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August 3, 2007, 11:39 AM

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"By the way, as any man who has fallen asleep for the night right after sex can testify, the simple act of waking up groggy in the morning and standing over the toilet can become a friendly-fire emergency thanks to the obstructing leftover evidence of our love. You may not think pee can shoot at a 90-degree angle, but you’d be surprised."


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August 3, 2007, 11:40 AM

Great post Woody!


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August 3, 2007, 11:42 AM

I would imagine if you had foreskin and it was "glued" shut, it would fill like a balloon then whoosh. I wouldnt know about that though.


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I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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I would imagine if you had foreskin and it was "glued" shut, it would fill like a balloon then whoosh. I wouldnt know about that though.

I'm going to figure out a way to make this work.....


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AWESOME!!


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August 3, 2007, 11:46 AM

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I'm going to figure out a way to make this work.....


Thanks.
just tie a rubber band around the tip of the foreskin to simulate "glue". Then have your golden balloon fun.


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August 3, 2007, 11:47 AM

Well, at least she doesn't have to race to get to the bathroom first.


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August 3, 2007, 11:49 AM

“If you loved me, you’d happily wallow in my passion goo!”

Bwahahahahahaha!


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Say it ain't so? I guess ya learn something new everyday...

Tell me more!
No really don't tell us any more PLEASE!!!!!!!! TMI


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